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[danielle knipp @danielle_mak_]

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[danielle knipp @danielle_mak_]

I wonder if king sized sheets are called presidential sized in England.

[danielle knipp @danielle_mak_]

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[lizbeth @lizsamxo]

I saw a TikTok that said “If you were to write a book about your dad what would the last sentence be” and someone said “I was supposed to cry to you about lovers, I cried to lovers about you”. IM IN TEARS

[danielle knipp @danielle_mak_]

I’m terrified the guy I’m talking to is gonna get that post nut celerity bullshit afterwards. So. No.

[LL fool J @tio_Dev]

Absolutely no one:

Me: IT WAS OUR WEDDING DAY!!

[danielle knipp @danielle_mak_]

When they cum inside you and you gotta force queef while taking a bath to wash yourself out.

[danielle knipp @danielle_mak_]

This dude buys one flower bouquet and says to “and they say chivalry is dead”

[sad oat @sad_oat]

when something extremely minor inconveniences me

[🐢 @turtlebreezee]

Single or not...married or not.. you STILL have to learn to love yourself, survive by yourself, heal by yourself and protect yourself. No relationship can guarantee that because no relationship is guaranteed

[danielle knipp @danielle_mak_]

f eeling🫁

[Bretman Rock Pascual @bretmanrock]

can’t believe they ran out of my favorite yogurt 😩🛒

[I AM Rachel Quirky: better on instagram @IAMRachelQuirky]

Just out of curiosity

Please retweet if a mere $1000 extra a month would improve your life significantly

[✨Fairy ✨ @Kswizz_]

He’s been missing since the 30th of november. If you guys could rt I would really appreciate it.

[Marcos Alvarado @marcosalvarado_]

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