Danielle Rand

Don't even give me that.

[Danielle Rand @danielle_rand]

Do we think we have enough time left on Twitter to convince @KeeblerUS to bring back Jingles

[Danielle Rand @danielle_rand]

EVERGREEN TWEET

[Danielle Rand @danielle_rand]

Not to be dramatic but the Emma Thompson/Joni Mitchell scene deserves every award ever created

[Danielle Rand @danielle_rand]

Election anxiety + daylight savings + my son has pneumonia

[Danielle Rand @danielle_rand]

Covid anxiety + election anxiety + daylight savings with a toddler

[Danielle Rand @danielle_rand]

The best part of the Netflix Red Sox doc so far is the revelation that Curt Schilling’s Thanksgiving turkey gave everyone food poisoning

[Danielle Rand @danielle_rand]

Trump:

[Courtney @cour]

@clhubes So many of us receiving texts like this right now

[Danielle Rand @danielle_rand]

Maybe Kerr is saving Jayson Tatum for a last minute heroic performance in the final game, like Gordon Bombay did with Julie The Cat Gaffney

[Danielle Rand @danielle_rand]

(I tried to explain that the “fire power” did not come from the stone but was actually WITHIN Harry. But Will is uninterested in the nuances of this discussion because, you know, FIRE POWER!!!!!)

[Danielle Rand @danielle_rand]

Started a Harry Potter watch with Will. Early on in my parenting journey, I thought I would be one of those parents who waited to watch the movies with him until he had read the books (probably a few years away for us)

[Danielle Rand @danielle_rand]

A few days later,
Will: Remember when Harry got fire power from that stone and burned Voldemort’s face?
Me: Did you like that part or was it scary?
Will: It was AWESOME!!!