DAN👸🏽

just a lil brat

[DAN👸🏽 @danielle_roscoe]

No one talks about the jump scare after removing your Russian lashes enough

[DAN👸🏽 @danielle_roscoe]

Holly and especially Polly are full on bullies. The way they spoke to Hannah is weird as fuck and it’s even more embarrassing they’re the ones with husbands who clearly don’t even like them😂 fully grown women acting like kids, it’s giving insecure. So jarring #MAFSUK

[DAN👸🏽 @danielle_roscoe]

I honestly feel each night shift shave a year off of my life every time. Feel like I’ve been dug up💀

[Noor @noorrzainab]

At the age where if I see a chair, I’m sitting

[biz @bizzedmypants]

Absolutely hate to admit this, but I haven’t felt fly like a G6 in a long time

[DAN👸🏽 @danielle_roscoe]

R e t w e e t

[veena 🖤 @xxivorys]

an apology isn't an apology if the behavior isn't changed

[1975 @nkk4y]

i know it will pass, but it's heavy.

[ً @wtffrio]

“you’re so strong” thanks, i literally have no other choice

[ً @rchllnvrr]

girls be like “i’m fine” then lose their appetite bc of how sad they are

[DAN👸🏽 @danielle_roscoe]

No one asked for this Elon

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Important change: your likes are now private

[DAN👸🏽 @danielle_roscoe]

I am so overstimulated all of the time

[DAN👸🏽 @danielle_roscoe]

Is there actually anything worse than getting a Klarna reminder when you really cannot afford it🙂amazing

[DAN👸🏽 @danielle_roscoe]

Well saltburn is..something

[Danny Davies @DannyDcomedian]

Me on Monday when the pigs in blankets get put out https://t.co/OxnvKcvBHa

[DAN👸🏽 @danielle_roscoe]

Can’t actually believe asda wouldn’t let me buy COLD AND FLU TABLETS because I didn’t have my ID…I’m just a poorly girl let me feel better please

[DAN👸🏽 @danielle_roscoe]

The winter illness has well and truly tracked me down and done me over, rip

[DAN👸🏽 @danielle_roscoe]

@tatemcrae I need you to release the live version of grave please please please

[DAN👸🏽 @danielle_roscoe]

Me 🤝 borderline heart attack on the stairmaster every time