Danielle

[Paris Price @realparisprice]

You can put 30 different fruits in a smoothie but you put a banana in that mf it is now a Banana Smoothie.

[Big Britt @bigfacebritt]

Damn when black mirror saying shit is too wild shit is too wild

[Alexa Speciale @aspecialenews]

thank you @DavePriceTV for making all of Twitter a little brighter!!!😂

[Philly’s Original Harden @KHJ_Esq]

Coronavirus got Boomers stocking their doomsday bunkers... meanwhile millennials are online shopping for bathing suits for the five island trip they just booked on Spirit for $130.

[snowflake pu$$y or something like that @itsfrtaylorlien]

IMAGINE being so relaxed, recording urself singing Rihanna, bout to smash a hill snowboarding only to have a HUGE ASS BEAR chasing u the entire time.... like 😱😱😱😱

[Phil @ifyouwereafo]

I tried making a video this morning & my roommate did this 🙃

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Me: I'm terrified of random letters

Therapist: You are?

Me: (Screams)

Therapist: I see

Me: (Scream intensifies)

[Alexa Speciale @aspecialenews]

if I hear another team use the song “Attention” by Todrick Hall i think i might lose my mind #UDAnationals

[Alexa Speciale @aspecialenews]

University of Minnesota did not make finals for the Division 1A Pom category...this is UNHEARD of #UDAnationals #UDA

[Alexa Speciale @aspecialenews]

University of Minnesota Dance Team 2020 full Pom routine...the 19x national champions shockingly did NOT make pom finals this year #UDAnationals

[Chloé @ChloeLukasiak]

I’m either 10 minutes early or 30 minutes late. There is no in between.

[emma @EmmaGarrett22]

everyone’s telling me to tweet this, so here you go

[Danielle @daniellebogo]

@erin_mcpartland YES

[ry @Ryblank00]

Today at chipotle

i asked a man
“What kind of meat for this bowl”
And he responded

“Do you guys have hot dogs”

And i have not fully recovered