danielle

This is not an image This is God-given

[Mr. Birthday @chasedbywasps]

I tried to order at the @tacobell self-serve kiosk but the screen refused to accept my card and started to instead display very PERSONAL photos from my camera roll. I turned to the cashier and asked How is it doing this but she just just said That's what it does

[misa! @misak1nz]

goodbye $300 hello 3 groceries

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

He kinda looks like if Sydney Sweeney was a deeply troubled stud

[emmy @solandisfawn]

this is how I feel trying to make friends here

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

conversations are so fun because the other person is always lying and trying to trick you and deceive you and kill you . it's like a game

[tequila baggins @miamibrando]

Not you being messy 😭😭😭 in 2019 I was severely into psychedelics and I shot one of your drivers

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

The grandpa in Willy Wonka preparing to return to the factory:

[Marilyn @dietcokegirI]

Planning a girls trip with an unpaid credit card bill and $40 in my checkings

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

dropping acid and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

she bermuda on my bahama until I come on pretty mama

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head

[Bob Dylan @bobdylan]

Heard the sad news about Brian today and thought about all the years I’ve been listening to him and admiring his genius. Rest in peace dear Brian.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

please don't ever speak to me about math. i've moved on