danielleburrows

Writes and produces. Most recently, Horror Noire:

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@MarkEichmann Given its age and fall history, they should be paying you to take the Falling Star.

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The 15-year old steel roller coaster at my hometown amusement park just sold for $5,000. Wild.

[InPark Magazine @InParkMagazine]

Bargain of the day: The Hell Cat roller coaster at #ClementonPark just went for $5,000! Don't forget, all the individual pieces of the park will be added up and if they do not exceed the $2.37m bid, the park will probably be sold in its entirety to the singular bidder.

[InPark Magazine @InParkMagazine]

About 60 lots remain on the #ClementonPark auction, including theming pieces like this lion statue. Still not sure if the bulk bid will be broken, and also unclear how the real estate will be handled and how that relates to breaking the bulk bid.

[Horror Noire @horrornoirefilm]

There’s no excuse not to watch our documentary now! Horror Noire is free for everyone to watch. You can watch it on your desktop or make an account on @Shudder to watch it however you like. Don’t miss out. #HorrorNoire

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@abbyrogish Same.

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@_RyanTurek Did you hear? Oxford was adopted! Follow him at his updated Instagram handle - adoptedoxford - and thanks again for spreading the word. Oxford might not be here tonight if so many hadn’t shared his plight.

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@_RyanTurek You’re the best! He’s at @ACCTPhilly . Needs to be an only dog, but is otherwise near perfect.

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Apparently no course correction for @fivebelow, who - astoundingly - has people with dwarfism playing elves in holiday spots again this year.

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It's uniquely painful, watching child actor lineups dwindle. Beyond #Wonka, I loved #DeniseNickerson in the long-buried made-for-TV mystery, #ChildofGlass. Murdered girl (#OliviaBarash), possessed porcelain doll, haunted plantation...this #Disney movie's got it all.

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This seems misguided. #666 #phillyrealestate

[Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett]

Finally, the V.C. Andrews formalwear collection we've been waiting for.

[Briana Koscho @brianaleigh115]

Proof of the wondrous effects of breastfeeding.
#GameOfThronesFinale #GoT

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This best not end with Ned Stark waking up in a cold sweat. #GOTFinale

[Dan McQuade @dhm]

I present to you the greatest, worst map of Philadelphia (purchased at HomeGoods). Juniata south of City Hall, giant eggs and hot dogs, several golf courses, a rock climbing gym, Franklin Mills… this map has it all!

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“I’d rather miss every q in the Math category than touch the Women Authors category.” - all three male contestants on #Jeopardy

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This story's from 2016. All those three-year-old Kaleesis catching shade at preschool today. #GOT https://t.co/B9A3CWy3UZ

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This weekend in contradictions: Americans upset that Jon dissed Ghost but not outraged by the #KentuckyDerby. #GoT #AnimalAbuse

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My favorite Philly mural: The “shadow” of St. James Episcopal Church, which once stood where I was standing when I snapped this photo.

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"That's why I make the big bucks."
"I'm not gonna make you jump rope in a hot attic."
"I'm not gonna make you jump rope in a hot attic."
"I'm not gonna make you jump rope in a hot attic."
- Four statements spoken by the same guy at my coworking space in a span of five minutes