Danielle Campbell

I'd like to think the best of me is still hiding up my sleeve.

[Danielle Campbell @daniellecmpbell]

Can’t take life too seriously when “The White House” is posting this shit

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

An Easter Greeting from Donald J. Trump, 45th and 47th President of the United States:

"Happy Easter to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are..."

[Danielle Campbell @daniellecmpbell]

Fuck you @NYSDEC

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: The owner of Peanut the squirrel explains how New York officials raided his house, took Peanut and his raccoon, and k*lled them.

7-year-old Peanut and Fred the raccoon were euthanized after anonymous complaints.

“Officers raided my house as if I was a drug dealer. I was sat outside my house for five hours. I had to get a police escort to my bathroom.”

“I wasn't even allowed to feed my rescue horses breakfast or lunch. I was sit, sat there like a criminal after they interrogated my wife to check out her immigration status.”

“Then proceeded to ask me if I had cameras in my house. Then proceeded to go through every cabinet, nook and cranny of my house for a squirrel and raccoon.”

“They got a search warrant for departments, and a judge signed off on a search warrant for a squirrel in a raccoon. And then they took them and k*lled them.”

Video: @TMZ

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and boarded up. There is nothing to avenge, no scores to settle once wounds have healed. And upon further reflection, a good number of them turned out to be self-inflicted. This writer is of the firm belief that our tears become holy in the form of ink on a page. Once we have spoken our saddest story, we can be free of it.

And then all that’s left behind is the tortured poetry.

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT is out now: https://t.co/PzuwWnatO7

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Sophie. She thinks it's great that you want to get up and do things. She's going to pass. But loves that for you. 13/10

[Sue Vlaki @domingdynasty]

I got diagnosed with celiac a few weeks ago and my cousins were fully prepared with a food identification system

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is an angelic Arctic alligator. Please do not try to cuddle with any other species of alligator, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

✨🫶 My name is Taylor and I was born in 1989 🫶✨

https://t.co/klomIqGx38

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Vince. He is so excited that it's finally sweater weather. Because he has a lot of them. 12/10

[Danielle Campbell @daniellecmpbell]

Do it for the dog! ❤️ #respect

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ritchie. His mom and dad are no longer together. But as dedicated co-pawrents, nothing gets in the way of Ritchie being unconditionally loved by both of them. Not even a five-hour flight. 14/10

[Harry Potter @harrypotter]

We are incredibly saddened to hear of the passing of Sir Michael Gambon. He brought immeasurable joy to Harry Potter fans from all over the world with his humour, kindness and grace. We will forever hold his memory in our hearts.

[hard feelings @thesadbaby]

taylor swift / illicit affairs

[hard feelings @thesadbaby]

taylor swift / peace

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Surprise!! 1989 (Taylor’s Version) is on its way to you 🔜! The 1989 album changed my life in countless ways, and it fills me with such excitement to announce that my version of it will be out October 27th. To be perfectly honest, this is my most FAVORITE re-record I’ve ever done because the 5 From The Vault tracks are so insane. I can’t believe they were ever left behind. But not for long! Pre order 1989 (Taylor’s Version) at https://t.co/12bONe9FJA 🩵😎🩵

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[hard feelings @thesadbaby]

taylor swift / august

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

surround yourself. with those who would flip your ear back for you. if it ever went inside out

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It’s here. It’s yours, it’s mine, it’s ours. It’s an album I wrote alone about the whims, fantasies, heartaches, dramas and tragedies I lived out as a young woman between 18 and 20. I remember making tracklist after tracklist, obsessing over the right way to tell the story. I had to be ruthless with my choices, and I left behind some songs I am still unfailingly proud of now. Therefore, you have 6 From The Vault tracks! I recorded this album when I was 32 (and still growing up, now) and the memories it brought back filled me with nostalgia and appreciation. For life, for you, for the fact that I get to reclaim my work. Thank you a million times, for the memories that break our fall. 💥🐉🏰 Speak Now (MY VERSION!) is out now.

https://t.co/m3KNl71qrY

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is a Golden-Toed Tiny Cow. Please just send dogs so we can all moo-ve on. Thank you… 13/10

[YOU @YouNetflix]

Goodbye... YOU. Joe Goldberg will return for the fifth and final season of YOU in 2024.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Itsy. If you were wondering, yes, she is flirting with you. 12/10