Danielle Cywka

Dog mama & Pinterest baking queen. Craft beer enthusiast. Your favorite Swiftie. Mental Health Advocate 🧠

[A Nobody’s Burner Account @clevelandidiot]

When Ticketmaster sends me an email saying that I’ve been waitlisted for Taylor Swift tickets

[Lila of a Showgirl 🧡✨ @BandOfTh13ves]

Me, listening to Taylor Swift, every single day for the past 17 years:

[jill scott heron🪐 @stillnotziora]

idc what y’all say, MY queen is still alive

[Blayr 🌻 @BlayrAustin]

Not to brag but this year I
• increased my anxiety by 200%
• decreased my productivity by 340%
• increased my screen time by infinity

[Danielle Cywka @daniellecywka]

Not me, a 29 year old adult, salty as hell that she didn’t know about the Verified Fan Presale for Olivia Rodrigo that is apparently a requirement to get tickets. It’s brutal out here 🥴

[Danielle Cywka @daniellecywka]

When I tell you I RAN down the stairs to order this 💀💀💀💀

[Danielle Cywka @daniellecywka]

Not me expecting (hoping for?) some Marvel-esque post-credit scene in #AllTooWellTheShortFilm 💀💀💀

[Danielle Cywka @daniellecywka]

We were late to the Ted Lasso game but we jus finished season 2 tonight and now what am I supposed to do with myself for like a year?

[Danielle Cywka @daniellecywka]

@katesquire Yes! I was always in the same boat. I twist these at the front so they’re a little bit more snug but I’ve never had a problem with them.

[Danielle Cywka @daniellecywka]

@katesquire Headband always! For sweat and I can’t stand hair in my face when I’m working out. I own a million from this site: https://t.co/prUUwqfF67

[Danielle Cywka @daniellecywka]

Taylor Swift this morning releasing Wildest Dreams knowing Joe Jonas/JB was releasing a new song today

[Danielle Cywka @daniellecywka]

@brittditto I’ve been LOVING that they get to wear “their” clothes this tour instead of matching outfits

[Danielle Cywka @daniellecywka]

I am changing roles/teams at work next week and my current boss made me a goodbye montage video…of every photo I’ve posted on Slack of Bandit in the last 21 months 💀 Set to “Graduation” by Vitamin C 💀💀 I’m embarrassed by how long it is.

[Danielle Cywka @daniellecywka]

How I feel trying to talk to a real human at @Ticketmaster. I just want to upgrade my seats, help a girl out.

[Danielle Cywka @daniellecywka]

Me: I’ll take Bandit to the dog park, that way he’ll be tired
Bandit: lol you thought

[Danielle Cywka @daniellecywka]

Eating gluten free I feel like I have to give a lot up if there isn’t a GF alternative but let me turn all of you normal gluten-tolerant people on to the Glutino chocolate covered pretzel. It is truly addicting. Get rid of your gluten filled pretzels for this.

[trash jones @jzux]

ah sorry i’d love to but i’m booked solid!

[Danielle Cywka @daniellecywka]

@longggtime Chevron tops with pastel jeans and a bubble necklace

[Danielle Cywka @daniellecywka]

Watching Alabama sorority rush tiktok thinking about the chunky bubble necklaces and pastel colored skinny jeans circa 2012ish 🥴 Oh, and hair bows. All the hair bows.