Danielle

RDH 🦷 boo you whore

[Danielle @danielleecoco]

I feel so weird and out of it. I hope I’m not getting sick 😭

[Danielle @danielleecoco]

I love doing hair tinsel. I’m going to start charging to do it at parties lmao hire me $5 a bead at your next girl party 🤣

[Danielle @danielleecoco]

Farm & Fleet has baby chicks 😩😭 I want them so bad

[Danielle @danielleecoco]

The only thing keeping me from hating the freckles on my face is the fact my mom LOVED them

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

being attractive isn’t enough for me you have to be really weird too

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

When you're done crying and you look at yourself in the mirror

[Danielle @danielleecoco]

You’re looking like an angel on the walls of Versailles

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Gen Z won't understand, but this woman dropped one of the hardest lines of the 2000's.

[Danielle @danielleecoco]

I’m so annoyed with myself I went to target to get teeth whitening and I completely forgot what I was there for and left with everything except the damn whitening strips 😩

[robyn (derogatory) @typicallyrobyn]

I NEED TO BE HELD BY A BIG STRONG BEEFY MAN AND MAYBE BITE HIM

[1993 @huuuhhx]

Being hot isn’t enough, you need to be weird too.

[mae @fckoffmaebe]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is take me to a baseball game and buy me a hotdog

[Cuerdo de atar @cuerdo_de]

Ginecólogo: "Puedes cambiarte detrás del biombo, para tener mayor privacidad".

El Ginecólogo 5 minutos después.

[Danielle @danielleecoco]

99% of the time I am in a good mood. I wake up in a good mood, I try to make every day a good day for myself, and I come home from work in a good mood. I think my husband makes it a goal to see if he can ruin that 😒

[Danielle @danielleecoco]

I would love to live in a tiny home by myself.

[Danielle @danielleecoco]

Just give me like 7 minutes to get hot again

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

Two women doing yoga lose it while Corgi gives man the runaround

[k @yslnadi]

when your toxic traits are isolation and avoidance but your love languages are physical touch and quality time

[Danielle @danielleecoco]

Karma for leaving work early yesterday is that I’m just now leaving work today lmao

[Danielle @danielleecoco]

The camera doesn’t even do justice to how bad my tan lines are lmao