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I like to smile

[danielle hannah. @danielleee15]

Sam’s favorite dad joke:

He will turn off any lights that are left on and with a big smile say, “What? Do you think I work for the electric company?”

He does, in fact, work for the electric company.

[danielle hannah. @danielleee15]

@maddz_digan SHUT UP TEXT ME IMMEDIATELY

[danielle hannah. @danielleee15]

I just cannot fathom that there are people in this world who truly want to take away a woman’s right to make her own autonomous, bodily decisions

[danielle hannah. @danielleee15]

Do you think it hurts my 8 month old’s feelings when I pretend sniff his feet and say, “peee yewww ‘tinky toes!” Should I stop doing it? I don’t want to give him a tinky toes complex

[danielle hannah. @danielleee15]

My entire life could be falling apart, but one little smile from my son and all is right in the world

[danielle hannah. @danielleee15]

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Thank god

[danielle hannah. @danielleee15]

Sam has been unusually hot the past few days, and I’ve been comfortable. It’s usually the other way around.

Sam just asked me, “do you think I’m going through man-opause?”

🤦🏽‍♀️

[danielle hannah. @danielleee15]

*Tik Tok sound* It’s like a reward

#fffgiveaway #dreamsresorts
@FabFitFun @DreamsResorts

[danielle hannah. @danielleee15]

My child is not only learning how to test gravity by throwing every toy and pacifier onto the grown, but is indeed testing my ability to pop, lock, and drop it in order to pick everything up. Safe to say mama can’t drop it like she used to 😅

[danielle hannah. @danielleee15]

I think that diaper changing babies who can roll should be an Olympic sport. I wouldn’t qualify, but it would be fun to watch parents who know what the f they are doing

[danielle hannah. @danielleee15]

Idk man I think the hardest part about being a baby would be getting picked up, moved around, carried, set down, literally all the time without having any say as to where you would like to go. I just carry my 5 month old with me anywhere and little man has no say 😂

[danielle hannah. @danielleee15]

My 4 month old infant is significantly stronger than me already, so when I say that I’m scared of how powerful he will be in his toddler years, please know that this is a genuine concern 😳

[danielle hannah. @danielleee15]

God bless Britney Spears

[danielle hannah. @danielleee15]

Idk how but my infant has learned how to bite with his gums. Pray for me when he gets teeth 🙃

[danielle hannah. @danielleee15]

My most toxic trait is that when I hit a “goal” weight, I’ll celebrate by eating like shit the whole day 😅

[danielle hannah. @danielleee15]

It’s been over 7 weeks since I’ve been a mom and it’s still bizarre to me that I can feed a human with my boobs

[danielle hannah. @danielleee15]

One of the first thing I’m asking God when I get to heaven is - why grasshoppers? 🥴 hate those things

[danielle hannah. @danielleee15]

The most satisfying thing in the world is getting a good burp out of your baby after he eats 🙌🏼

[danielle hannah. @danielleee15]

Why am I crying

[Nick Jr. @nickjr]

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

[danielle hannah. @danielleee15]

Motherhood is being excited to have a second to yourself (like going to the bathroom or when baby is napping), but then spending all of your free time looking at pictures of your baby because you miss him so much 😭