Danielle Emig

I dream big. I like food. And shoes. Portland has my heart but NYC has my future. @SyracuseU alum. @cartier celeb

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I’m going to vomit with tonight’s news

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Update: finished the book and I still hate it

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I’m a 1/3 way through Conversations with Friends and I can’t stand it. Someone tell me why I should continue reading

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@_PaolaMassiel Lucky - I can’t even get Nick to do the dishes

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Best halftime show ever

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“Wow there’s so many projects happening in this kitchen. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised since it’s a holiday weekend”

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I fucking love fingerling potatoes

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WTF AJLT

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45 degrees outside and I’m still sleeping with the AC on.

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Am I the only one who hated squid game? What depressing shit is this.

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Girl: “do you have anything for vegetarians?”
Waiter: “we are a butcher”

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Me: can you write me a love letter?
Bf: you’ll just rip it to shreds with grammar corrections
Me: true...

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Caught a spelling mistake on West Elm. Can I get paid for this?

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Why are nightstands so expensive?

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@YipEmily NYC 😉

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I should be working out but instead I’m sitting on the couch watching women kick ass in the triathlon

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Why do I keep buying summer dresses with long sleeves?

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@YipEmily Please no crocs

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@_JohnBoyle Ya need to work on your push-up form

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Anyone else watching the Olympic diving trials and noticing the boy in the background changing poses every time?