danielle 💓

[Jenni @hashjenni]

spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain. 💀

[☔ @Whotfismick]

A dog's sigh is so hilarious because wtf is stressing you

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

I drink on a empty stomach. Play with somebody else

[Carrington Harrison @cdotharrison]

This is an American issue. Not just a Kansas City one.

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Praying for Kansas City… 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

I miss skipping school. Calling out of work is too serious

[micahangelo @OSAMARS]

Is it intuition or am I just fuckin crazy

[trash jones @jzux]

hey can i get an ETA on that this too shall pass?

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

I just wanna get rich the way y'all get pregnant

unplanned and fast

[trash jones @jzux]

how do i not go back to work next week without quitting my job

[val💋 @xovalerie_]

you bitches don't even like yourselves why tf would i care if you like me?

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Saying no to your girl makes you less of a man

[💗 @urfaveluvr]

if alcohol is a depressant then why does it make me shake my ass?