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‘we’re here for a good time, not a long time’

[fordsss @danielleforde1]

Shout out to ahmed the taxi driver last night for taking me maccys and back, giving me the aux lead & letting me smoke in the car. ♥️ you X

[fordsss @danielleforde1]

‘Mate I tripped the fuse the other day with my vibrator….. I was on the bed shaking and my dad was like what’s happened to the lights’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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‘Oi fordey your yute got chopped out init’ 😂😂😂

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Me: ‘did you suck him off?’ Char: ‘no coz I know exactly where that willys been and it’s not under water with soap’ 😂😂😂

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@septimusajprime @Ross_petty rah

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@chlpxx @WeedPorns Loooool I can relate 😂😂

[fordsss @danielleforde1]

This baby needs to hurry up and come I need 3ml in my lips asap 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[J 𓅫 @jp_x18]

Mark Wrights a cunt #SoccerAid

[fordsss @danielleforde1]

Sorry but I’d watch football everyday if @Chunkz was on the team #SoccerAid

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If you think just coz I’m 25 I won’t be going to the Ndubz reunion, your absolutely hecking wrong

[Lou @louuwilson]

Mate, how is it bank holiday again next weekend 🤣 are you fucking mad

[fordsss @danielleforde1]

Fat & shattered

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I’m gonna lather my hair up with coconut oil… I’ll be in the rave smelling like Moana

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I’m gonna get ‘can’t see me face, balaclava’ tattooed on the inside of my leg

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I cannot wait to get my fat ass back to the gym soon

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Fuck knows where she came from…. Probably British heart foundation the dusty swine

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Mad that people don’t know Kano before he was Sully

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Forgot how classic The Lizzie McGuire movie is

[abi dickson @abidickson01]

Crazy how a little bit of sun impacts ur mood

[fordsss @danielleforde1]

@bobsmmorse You seen the spiders there bro😂