danii 🧸

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When I put music on so that I can clean but I start doing shit like this instead

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me & my bestie finally on that vacation we been planning for 30 years

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Getting paid while there’s still money left from the last paycheck feels like unlocking a bonus level in adulthood

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

Coworkers: Omg you're so quiet. How come?

Me: It's 7am

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

shoutout to my fucking intuition

[danii 🧸 @danielleg413]

#NewProfilePic

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Me on Monday morning realizing I have to repeat this exact process until Friday.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Sleeping in your own bed after traveling is an underrated reset.

[Alisah Chanel @alisahchanel]

The older I get. Hell no

[mae @fckoffmaebe]

my body is craving a weekend trip to Chicago featuring a Wrigley Field hotdog and home run from PCA

[Brendan Miller @brendan_cubs]

"Go Cubs go" — Pete Crow-Armstrong

(and a smiling Alex Bregman)

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

As a woman, it’s risky business when switching your purses. You could be leaving a whole other life in a bag & forget😭😭😭

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything

[🦋 @ItsCristalV_]

Also FUUUUUUUUCK these iPhones and their whack ass fucking storage problems

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

“if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't be able to sleep at night”

me in the afternoon and night:

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

When you're not premenstrual, nor menstruating, nor ovulating, nor postmenstrual. The best two days of the month.

[Jennifer Matthews @JennMatthews57]

When a girl says, "5 mins", think about it like there are five minutes left in the 4th quarter and both teams have all their timeouts.

[solé @layxsnv]

Me ever since we lost that hour 🥱

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

sometimes you can't even get mad cause you already knew it was gonna happen

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

me hearing someone getting ready at 6am while im comfy in bed