Danielle Jones Glaeser

[Danielle Jones Glaeser @daniellegelaska]

@tylerglaeser Did she ever come?

[Danielle Jones Glaeser @daniellegelaska]

@elenaglsr What about your beautiful niece???

[Danielle Jones Glaeser @daniellegelaska]

Packing for 3 people while entertaining a wild and curious toddler isn’t my favorite thing to do.

[Danielle Jones Glaeser @daniellegelaska]

I have a date planned with @elenaglaeser that includes cupcakes and @DaddysDogsNash, what more could a girl want 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Danielle Jones Glaeser @daniellegelaska]

If only I could have tea with Julie Andrews and she would tell me I was a princess. #wishfulthinking

[Danielle Jones Glaeser @daniellegelaska]

Today I cried and I cried hard because Derek Shepard died. I was fully prepared this time and I knew it was coming. Nonetheless I cried like a big baby while my actual baby looked at me like her mom was broken.

[Danielle Jones Glaeser @daniellegelaska]

The days Scatlett takes 2 naps are the most relaxing days 🤗

[Tyler Cameron @TylerJCameron3]

They should give Jed producer credits because he is definitely the creative idea for this show

[Danielle Jones Glaeser @daniellegelaska]

@gabrielledjones @elenaglaeser Still doesn’t make it fun when you get peed on

[Danielle Jones Glaeser @daniellegelaska]

While FaceTiming auntie @elenaglaeser Scatlett thought it was prime time to pee on her mom.

Happy Monday 🙃

[Danielle Jones Glaeser @daniellegelaska]

You know who’s mother would never act like that on Live National Tv?

Hannah Brown’s mom.

[Danielle Jones Glaeser @daniellegelaska]

Pro Tip: If youre going to have mental breakdown in the middle of kroger do it before you get a spray tan so that your tears don’t mess up your spray tan.

[Danielle Jones Glaeser @daniellegelaska]

Tonight I told a man I was a teacher and then he proceeded to tell me I was just a glorified babysitter. 🙃

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

I did it, I was the Luggage Guy on #TheBachelor. Dreams really do come true. Sorry Natasha.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Get you a woman who can do it all 😉

[Danielle Jones Glaeser @daniellegelaska]

After Tyler puts her to bed I always sneak her out for cuddle time. She is always happy for the jail break.

[Danielle Jones Glaeser @daniellegelaska]

@laurenmelmorgan I’m cracking up 😂😂

[Danielle Jones Glaeser @daniellegelaska]

Tyler went to the produce stand to get me lettuce and tomatoes and then he came home and made me a sandwich and then when I took a bite of the sandwich I noticed the lettuce tasted a lot like cabbage. Because it was cabbage.

[Danielle Jones Glaeser @daniellegelaska]

Look at this angel. I haven’t kissed her in 3 days and I’m going crazy. The flu sucks.