danielle

there is always (home)work to be done

[danielle @danielleh627]

my current plan is to drop out of college and achieve my life goals virtually on the sims

[danielle @danielleh627]

@fictitiouserika fred from scooby doo core

[danielle @danielleh627]

@girwin97 can i do it too

[danielle @danielleh627]

i cannot be the only person whose family group chat is blowing up with talk about the winter storm

[danielle @danielleh627]

@clairerileyy bc you died waiting in line

[danielle @danielleh627]

unemployment about to be 0 as all the swifties get second jobs to pay for ticketmasters mistakes

[danielle @danielleh627]

@bridgettcriss i’m so upset

[danielle @danielleh627]

lol remember when i had 2 amazing $350 seats in my cart and clicked check out and everything and then ticketmaster reloaded me back to the end of the queue? yeah 4 hours later i just bought worse tickets for $750 🥴🥴🥴

[danielle @danielleh627]

my favorite part was clicking check out and having a loading screen for two minutes before it sent me allllll the way back to the beginning 🥴🥴🥴 ticketmaster can smd rn

[danielle @danielleh627]

lol they KICKED ME OUT OF THE QUEUE this is a disaster

[danielle @danielleh627]

ticketmaster really said ITS ME HI

[danielle @danielleh627]

ticketmaster really said ITS ME HI

[danielle @danielleh627]

@liberty_stehney same same same!!!!!

[danielle @danielleh627]

as a millennial couple who tries really hard to be open about and share the mental load it was not fair of taylor to put ALL THE MENTAL LOAD ON ME to get tickets tomorrow bc i got verified fan and claire didn’t😳😳 i’m literally about to need extra anxiety meds to sleep lmao

[Nick DiRamio 📺 @nickdiramio]

Strangers at group dinners: do you not drink alcohol because you don’t like it, or you’ve just never tried it?

Me: I stopped because I have alcoholism

Stranger:

[danielle @danielleh627]

the three locations my mom has loaded into life 360 are her house, the gas station, and walmart. i can’t even think of something funny to say about that i just felt like others may enjoy knowing

[danielle @danielleh627]

i’m worried that the phantom menace is becoming a comfort movie for me

[danielle @danielleh627]

lavender haze is the gayest thing i’ve ever heard i do not make the rules

[danielle @danielleh627]

@girwin97 they knew you needed them

[danielle @danielleh627]

@clairerileyy it’s his turn to take care of us