If you told me I’d be doing this a year ago I’d call you crazy, dear moms out there, f***k your high standards you give yourself daily and become confident in your earned beauty
A guy at the bar was gettin mad after hitting on my wife when he found out she was with me. He slammed his beer in front of me and said “I came down here to fuck someone or fight someone”
I set down my beer, looked him dead in the eyes, and said “I guess we’re fuckin”