Danielle Kepler

cynical optimist.

[Jordan @suchagreatguy]

Can I be honest? I feel nothing since Tuesday.

I don’t know how to describe it. It’s emotional numbness.

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

I need a Democrat in Congress to propose the ‘Save Donald Trump’s life gun reform bill’ so the Republicans either have to pass it or go on record that they don’t care about protecting Donald Trump.

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

No president of America has ever given birth - I don’t understand why it’s suddenly an issue

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Justice Alito when it comes to his wife: “She makes her own decisions, and I have always respected her right to do so.”

Justice Alito when it comes to other women’s decisions about their own bodies: “Go fuck yourselves.”

[Danielle Kepler @DanielleKepler]

@InternetH0F 50+27=77-2=75

[Kepler Made @KeplerMade]

Working at our first craft fair today! Stop by if you're in the area.
Brookdale Elementary in Bloomfield, NJ
#keplermade #etsyshop #etsy #craftfair #shopsmall #HolidayShopping

[Kepler Made @KeplerMade]

Happy Black Friday! Shop today for 20% off. https://t.co/vMNznpSg0R

#etsy #keplermade #etsyfinds #etsygifts #etsysale #etsycoupon #shopsmall #blackfriday

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Oh no, they suspended @danielradcliffe's Twitter account! Wasn't it obvious he was doing a PARODY???

[Kepler Made @KeplerMade]

Rainbowscape added to the #etsy shop: Watercolor Poster Print, Rainbow Landscape https://t.co/IkoYevBRd7 #rainbow #landscapescenery #lgbtqpride #rainbowwatercolor #keplermade #shopsmall #artistsontwitter

[Kepler Made @KeplerMade]

Blue peace sign in pieces.
Blue Geometric Peace Sign Watercolor Art Print https://t.co/oOSeH254xF #etsy #shopsmall #etsyshop #bohemianeclectic #abstractgeometric #housewarming #bluepeacesign #tiedyetriangles #watercolor #keplermade

[Kepler Made @KeplerMade]

Here's our first watercolor print for sale by @DanielleKepler. Blue Abstract Geometric Watercolor Print https://t.co/18ErTlrEDm
#etsy #bohemianeclectic #abstractgeometric #watercolor #interiordesign

[Danielle Kepler @DanielleKepler]

@jduffyrice Why is no one talking about For All Mankind?!
#ForAllMankind @forallmankind_ @AppleTVPlus

[Kepler Made @KeplerMade]

Our #etsyshop is live! We've got much more to put up and even more ideas for new stuff. Can't wait to share it with you!
https://t.co/Fo926NGw6n

We're still learning how to do this, so if you have comments or suggestions, drop us a DM. Go ahead, just slide in there.

[Danielle Kepler @DanielleKepler]

DeSantis is giving Cam Tucker vibes🏳️‍🌈

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Ohio 5th Graders Annoyed That Friend Forced To Give Birth Only Talks About Baby Stuff Now https://t.co/kxmlkIJtvg

[SARAH SQUIRM @SarahSquirm]

of course i’m addicted to diet coke… i’m a fucking GROWN UP!!!

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

This is a very powerful way to use urban art

[trash jones @jzux]

“we will adopt your baby”