Jordan

31 | UNLV Alum | Aspiring Attorney | Vegas Native | “In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.”

[Jordan @suchagreatguy]

She’s in her “I told you dumb fucks” mood.

[greg. @mistergeezy]

2025 energy.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Candidly Tiff @tify330]

Hunter schooling people on this app is my new kink

[financialconspirator @financialcnspr]

For months people acted as if Karmelo Anthony was unquestionably the aggressor.

Now the video appears to show Austin Metcalf initiating the confrontation, and witness statements reportedly corroborate that sequence of events.

Self-defense isn't a legal obligation to stand there and hope the other person stops. The law focuses on perceived imminent danger, not whether someone waited until after they were injured.

The more evidence comes out, the less the original narrative holds up. @realAFLF @B1TuckerCarlson @NextGenAction @MrDennisByron @bAnthonYsr @queenie4rmnola @openmymind5

[Jordan @suchagreatguy]

Hunter Biden is my spirit animal

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

I’m really enjoying this

[Jordan @suchagreatguy]

@harryjsisson @joncoopertweets He looks worse than Biden EVER did.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump is passed out in the Oval Office right now. 25TH AMENDMENT NOW!

[Xavier Becerra @XavierBecerra]

Donald Trump lost the 2020 election. He lost California by millions of votes in the 2024 election, and now he's trying to undermine confidence in our elections because he’s a repeat loser here.

Sorry Donald, the voters decide who leads California. Not you.

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Hunter Biden on Stephen Miller: "There's something fucked up about that motherfucker."

If Hunter drops a mixtape, I'm buying.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[丂山乇乇ㄒㄥ丨千乇 @dicesweetlifee]

I love the unique, vibrant way Black people communicate.

[Jordan @suchagreatguy]

I love seeing far left candidates lose. We need people who know how to work with others in congress.

[A love named Tui 𐚁 @Tui_Love]

My fucking heart 🥺 that poor baby. His poor mother. This is heartbreaking

[Rick Chow is evil. @MFG_iWPJ]

Both horribly murdered by anti-Black Asian business owners…

[Jordan @suchagreatguy]

@LawCrimeNetwork Absolutely ridiculous

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

7 years sober today.

Thank you to everyone who has walked this road with me.

[Earl of FrunkPuppy @28delayslater]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️

[Jordan @suchagreatguy]

Yup. He murdered Cyrus over a 0.98 cent water bottle that he didn’t even steal. 🤦🏽‍♂️ senseless and cruel.

[BiG DOMO @DomCanady]

If Rick Chow Is Found Not Guilty , Ima Flip Tf Out. #JusticeForCyrus

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ossoff: They tried to run Kemp, but he refused. So we're left with the congressman who's only a congressman because his daddy was a congressman and the coach, who's only a coach because his daddy was a coach.

It doesn't matter which one wins . They're both Trump puppets and we'll beat either one of them in November

[kordell @lledrook]

ok what the fuck did this nigga know