danielle kirchner

“Danielle’s Twitter is just the Mets, Penn State/Cowboys Football and how she got hurt that day”

[danielle kirchner @daniellekirchh]

I think I’m going to start a thread of how I injure myself almost every other day

Today’s struggle: I fell sideways trying to get into my shower 🙃

[danielle kirchner @daniellekirchh]

@siegfriedmuell @stoolpresidente I took a class in high school solely about the Holocaust and we took a field trip to the DC Memorial. It was eye opening, and so upsetting. I remember the chills I had walking through the train car to this day.

[danielle kirchner @daniellekirchh]

The Lonely Island medley just cured parts of me I didn’t know I needed cured. #SNL50

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

Phillies fans booing Marte for…talking to the trainer after getting hit by 98 to the forearm?

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

Gus: "You know why I like coming to Penn State?"

Joel: "Why is that?"

Gus: "Because your phones don't work... don't bug me I'm watching the Nittany Lions." 🤣📱

@PennStateFball | @GoPSUsports

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

deserved an Emmy for this scene alone

[danielle kirchner @daniellekirchh]

Another trip to LA, aka another trip where I try not to throw up in cars in LA traffic.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

[danielle kirchner @daniellekirchh]

@payton_barnes13 THANK YOU 🙌🏻

[Jesus Jugs @JesusJugss]

alan showing up to breakfast on the traitors:

[danielle kirchner @daniellekirchh]

Alright Mets, let’s do this.

[SNY @SNYtv]

Year 19 📸

[danielle kirchner @daniellekirchh]

@_NYC_dev @NYCisSick @Verizon Also down in Brooklyn

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit

[danielle kirchner @daniellekirchh]

Mood

[☔ @Whotfismick]

WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY EVERYBODY!!!

[danielle kirchner @daniellekirchh]

@yassofroyo y’all, I’ve been buying your bars for a long time… but why do all 4 of the bars I bought today look like this. Absolutely not appetizing whatsoever.

[danielle kirchner @daniellekirchh]

@aaronaumiller @AboutToGoCam Nope, they smell like Fritos and it’s the best. Frito peets.

[danielle kirchner @daniellekirchh]

Toasting our Christmas mimosas:

Mom: “What are we cheersing to?”
Me: “Bitches and bottles”
Mom: “No.”

[danielle kirchner @daniellekirchh]

Listening to Supa Dupa Lemonade by Big Sean while baking Christmas cookies is fun to terrorize your parents. 10/10 recommend.

Also terrifying that I still know every single word to this song.

[danielle kirchner @daniellekirchh]

Bump. Stove top 4 ever

[danielle kirchner @daniellekirchh]

I’m just gonna say it: stove top stuffing is good and idc what anyone else thinks

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

22 years ago today, Creed gave us a generational halftime show