Danielle Laundon

could be spicier

[Danielle Laundon @daniellelaundon]

real housewives of OC, real housewives of NY, vanderpump rules

[Danielle Laundon @daniellelaundon]

Ok sure but also the world’s ugliest merch that people insist on buying lol

[delicate ❤️‍🔥🧡 @1889outcharted]

no makeups, no fashion lines, no perfume brands, just good music

[Danielle Laundon @daniellelaundon]

love when the starbucks barista in midlothian, virginia cheerily tells me to “stay safe!”

[Danielle Laundon @daniellelaundon]

wow a mirror

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

Finished all my homework (Bravo shows) so now I can unwind with my stories (Bravo podcasts).

[Danielle Laundon @daniellelaundon]

no garment in the world with worse vibes than a nude nursing bra oh my god

[Danielle Laundon @daniellelaundon]

inquiring minds yk

[Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino]

James at the #PumpRules reunion

[Danielle Laundon @daniellelaundon]

no I don’t think r*quel is pregnant I think you all look like fucking clowns

[Danielle Laundon @daniellelaundon]

a lot of people are gonna dress up like scandoval for halloween huh

[Danielle Laundon @daniellelaundon]

an idea I had is to get rid of t*resa AND m*lissa on rhonj. I haven’t watched the past 3 or 4 episodes and I probably won’t! It’s a chore!!!! T doesn’t seem to like the show? M is insufferable. I like the new girls fine so like, let’s trim the fat

[Danielle Laundon @daniellelaundon]

my question is for production - how could u do this to me [snore of a season] question mark

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

My team is preparing for the SUMMER HOUSE REUNION! Tweet me all of your questions for the cast NOW and let me know where you're from in the question!

[Danielle Laundon @daniellelaundon]

ar*ana attending the White House correspondents dinner this year is honestly making me laugh so hard

[Danielle Laundon @daniellelaundon]

all bereal does these days is make me miss botox

[Danielle Laundon @daniellelaundon]

the only two things barring me from starring on a bravo show is that I know when to correctly use “I” or “me” in context. And I am familiar with the phrase “making a mountain out of a molehill”

[Danielle Laundon @daniellelaundon]

idk maybe the reason Taylor and Joe kept it underwraps was so they didn’t get posted on siblings or dating

[Danielle Laundon @daniellelaundon]

asked only with love and light

[Danielle Laundon @daniellelaundon]

if amy schumer had actually played Barbie would they have made her wear a flipper or get veneers serious question

[Danielle Laundon @daniellelaundon]

anyone talking shit about angel reese is a huge loser and it’s weird that y’all don’t mind broadcasting your loser behavior to the rest of us

[Danielle Laundon @daniellelaundon]

Amy Sedaris to play Kim Mulkey when

[Danielle Laundon @daniellelaundon]

feeling bitchy for no reason might cull my close friends list

[Danielle Laundon @daniellelaundon]

@hi_ratz Not only should you, you must