Danielle Lavieri

I think I'm funny. Most people disagree.

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hii

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It’s incredible how easily I’ll spend $100 on something if it’s advertised to me enough on instagram

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Dry January? In THIS pandemic???

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@kathrynb56 It’s reason enough to switch to Spotify

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I can’t listen to Carol of the Bells without hearing ‘ding fries are done’

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Turns out my wife’s true love language is cheese fries

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Did the Cox marketing team never say it out loud before deciding to brand with that name?

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It’s the self-awareness for me

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One thing I love about late-twenties is going out for drinks at 6pm and being home and in bed by 9 👵🏻

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When “have fun” is part of the agenda on a Monday morning meeting

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Advice from my wife this morning, “don’t smile at people with clipboards” #recoveringextrovert

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Not me hiring a professional to tile my kitchen and then overhearing them watch a YouTube video on how to tile #homeowneradventures

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Blake: I love you
Katie: f*%#$ I love you too
All of us:
#TheBachelorette

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Blake when they him Greg has left the show #TheBachelorette

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A word of advice from someone picking up all their belongings to move: don’t buy another fcking winter scarf ever again. You already have too many.

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USA women’s beach volleyball team after every point #Olympics

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Watching the @NBCOlympics while sprawled on a couch yelling “omg he succckksssss” is globally uniting pastime

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Me using my new joint credit card now that I’m married

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On the limo ride to my wedding we passed perfect fat happy corgi and he and I shared a moment. Thank u to the higher power (corgis) for blessing my marriage 🙏👰🏼‍♀️👰🏻‍♀️🍑

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J&J stock prices after tonight’s new FDA warning