Danielle Leyshon

Be nice or go away.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

This is what a judicial coup looks like

[Jamie Henn @jamieclimate]

#DontLookUp missed the part where the Supreme Court says we can’t stop the asteroid because that power wasn’t written into the Constitution in 1787.

[Anna Merlan @annamerlan]

If a pro-life politician crowing about today’s decision ever paid for your abortion and it feels like the right time to talk about it, my email is [email protected]

[Danielle Leyshon @danielleleyshon]

Only play Y2K playlists at parties from now on. Just trust me #millennial

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Elon Musk told the United Nations he would give them $6 billion to end world hunger if they showed him a detailed plan of how they would use the money. They called his bluff and gave him their plan— and then they never got the money. Now he’s buying Twitter for $45 billion.

[Danielle Leyshon @danielleleyshon]

Bought a swimsuit that says one size fits sizes 4-14. This should be interesting.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Wanting to be funny is a disease. Why am I spending 30 minutes trying to think of a clever wifi name for my neighbors to see?

[Danielle Leyshon @danielleleyshon]

LOLing at the popcorn and tea gift sets when the other gifts are 50k vacations

[filmaroni @filmaroni]

Losing my mind over the items in the Oscar nominees’ gift bag this year. We truly are peasants to these people.

[Danielle Leyshon @danielleleyshon]

When the GenZs at work said they thought I was 21 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️#forever21

[Danielle Leyshon @danielleleyshon]

@WahlSteve @b_heisserman The skateboard one is cool too 😂

[Danielle Leyshon @danielleleyshon]

@b_heisserman Haha that couch is amazing

[Danielle Leyshon @danielleleyshon]

@StephVisconti @annahasselbring If this is wrong, I don’t wanna be right 😍

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

for the love of god stop talking to her

[Drebae @Drebae_]

They gave her that Bath & Body WORK.

I would’ve had half the store in my bag during they lil tussle

[Danielle Leyshon @danielleleyshon]

Half of the Great Barrier Reef is dead. Going there has always been on my bucket list, so I hope I get to see it before it’s gone.

[Allie Gross @Allie_Elisabeth]

McClaren Hospital where Oxford community is gathered to support the family of Justin Shillings, one of the four teens killed this week. Justin is an organ donor and the crowd is here so that when his body is moved for surgery his family can look down and see the love and support

[Danielle Leyshon @danielleleyshon]

What I’m about to say will sound fake but here it is—behind my house is desert & in the desert a car was idle w its lights on, with a flat tire & a Saguaro tied to its roof. A guy was slumped over in the front seat. He just now drove away deeper into the desert? I’m very confused

[Danielle Leyshon @danielleleyshon]

I find it very weird that ppl say things like “I wish someone would break into my house so they can see what guns are waiting for them.” So you’re excited shoot someone?? That’s concerning.