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[danielle👸🏼 @daniellemhx]

@WilliamHill #yourodds Beyoncé divorcing jay z in 2026

[Stringer Bill @kNo_Mercy]

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

[NICKSY @_Nicksy]

I always want to use ‘❤️’ rather than ‘👍🏾’ on Teams but I don’t want my colleagues thinking I’m a creep lmao

[☔ @Whotfismick]

we should just cancel April Fools this year. ain’t no prank topping reality

[N @nuehya]

Lmao

[Millionaire LaFlare @StoppedByPX]

@yzyupdates My fav

[danielle👸🏼 @daniellemhx]

That new PLT chatbot is so shit & they have got rid of every single way of contacting them properly now, absolute JOKE

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Cardi B throws her microphone at an audience member who threw a drink at her 👀

[WarrenJonHughes @warrenjonhughes]

Holly Willoughby be like......

[JM @jessicaamaryxx]

when i drink coffee i feel like i activate like nicki when she becomes roman

[Trust God Bro @trustgodbro]

God can and God will.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Not commenting on your girls stuff is weird I want my man barking in my comments

[Leigh @SiriusLeigh_]

Escape room is the perfect first date because people do not be having common sense you can find that out early.

[Anne Boleyn (“Royal Expert") @TudorChick1501]

I've read a lot of tweets like: "Harry and Meghan live in a mansion in Montecito with a Hermes blanket, while I don't know how I'm going to heat my flat this winter!"

Imagine being angry about a private home in California when you pay for local Royals who live in castles.

[danielle👸🏼 @daniellemhx]

This is genuinely the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen auctioned

[Rob Smith @robsmithonline]

This guy had the guts to speak from the heart about Balenciaga while his gutless co-hosts quaked in fear of having an Unapproved Opinion.

He ripped out his earpiece because he was being told to stop and he didn’t care.

Bravo.

https://t.co/YX00YZnN93