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I can hear sirens - I can hear violins

[dani @daniellepatano]

Can't wait until I'm able to financially support 15+ doggos.

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

Love a good batch of fresh flowers.

[dani @daniellepatano]

@KellyPatano @ronnui_ This is amazing lol@

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

all my “I can fix him” energy comes from being the quiet girl all the teachers would sit bad boys next to in class

[Mario Kart Tour @mariokarttourEN]

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[dani @daniellepatano]

@MassimoGelao Yikes on bikes

[dani @daniellepatano]

Can't wait until I'm able to financially support 15+ doggos.

[dani @daniellepatano]

@SalVulcano Coke is like the main character, everyone likes it but Sprite is like the cool cousin that is just more fun.

[dani @daniellepatano]

@mariokarttourEN @KellyPatano omg the crazy witch!!

[dani @daniellepatano]

@MrDream923 @mariokarttourEN @KellyPatano LOL

[dani @daniellepatano]

@SalVulcano Rice Krispie treats need to be homemade for there to be any competition with this one - s’mores 💯!!!

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

Love a good cottage.

[dani @daniellepatano]

@SalVulcano I’ve literally choked to death on a dry ass pretzel so they’re really not any competition to chips!

[dani @daniellepatano]

@SalVulcano You kind of have to weigh out your options - would I rather almost shit myself after a milkshake or would I rather pay an arm and a leg to have my cavities filled after a slurpee?! Milkshake for me 🍦

[dani @daniellepatano]

@SalVulcano French fries HANDS DOWN - but give me those onion rings after a night of drinking🍻

[dani @daniellepatano]

I can confirm this is very true @SalVulcano

[autogynephagia (cas.bsky.social) @retronouns]

for the benefit of all the trans women out there, please RT this if you're a cis woman and do some sort of periodic hair removal on your face

[dani @daniellepatano]

@KellyPatano KELLY😂😭🥲

[dani @daniellepatano]

@SalVulcano I just know @SalVulcano is team KitKat and will mention all of the different, fun ways to eat one of them!! 🥰

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

Wasn’t planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chcolate Factory but here we are

[dani @daniellepatano]

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