danicalifornia

the bees knees

[danicalifornia @daniellepriebe]

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[danicalifornia @daniellepriebe]

Today my dog suffered a terrible accident. She fell off a 30+ ft cliff into a ravine. Napa miraculously survived, but is in need of extensive medical treatment. Any help is appreciated. Even a share. Thank you so much! Link in bio.

[danicalifornia @daniellepriebe]

Napa has been stabilized for another 24 hours and will undergo surgery tomorrow! The surgeon will be repairing the left radius and ulna with plates and screws. This will hopefully allow her left leg to heal properly. Leaping for joy at all four legs! THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SUPPORT

[Dylan Wheeler @DylanWheeler_]

The perfect quarantine schedule,

4:00 - Wallow in self pity
4:30 - Stare into the abyss
5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one)
5:30 - Jazzercise
6:30 - Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again)
7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing

[danicalifornia @daniellepriebe]

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[danicalifornia @daniellepriebe]

@Kuhnasty Heel?

[danicalifornia @daniellepriebe]

Good. You shouldn’t be.

[danicalifornia @daniellepriebe]

Did you drink strawberry milk as a kid

[danicalifornia @daniellepriebe]

Are you still alive

[danicalifornia @daniellepriebe]

I have officially cried in a bar... am I a basic bitch now?

[danicalifornia @daniellepriebe]

research.

[Fake Urban ❌eyer (parody) @FakeUrban]

Retweet if you need a hug.

[danicalifornia @daniellepriebe]

@marieannagrace Thanks you (:

[untitled @aprilcities]

This is how you age when you’re unproblematic

[danicalifornia @daniellepriebe]

*enters stats 4202 for an exam*
Professor: we are cancelling the exam due to a printing error
The whole class:

[danicalifornia @daniellepriebe]

my mans calls me at 5:30am for my walk to work and my standards might be low, but that shit cute.

[danicalifornia @daniellepriebe]

@Kuhnasty Manchester?

[danicalifornia @daniellepriebe]

Remember your friend that would pretend to tell on you and really just raise their hand to ask to go use the restroom...they’re in prison now.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Ohio State is just toying with Indiana today