*opens a coke*
13 yr old I nanny: “I’m done with this- me & my sister don’t deserve to be driven DRUNK anymore”
Me: ...huh?
YALL THIS BOYS DAD TOLD HIM COKE WAS AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE SO HE WOULDNT STEAL THEM OUT OF THE FRIDGE & THOUGHT I WAS DRUNK DRIVING THEM EVERYWHERE
My dad once told me “one day you’ll wake up and realize your friends aren’t your friends, you’ll realize one day that you take care of your friends more than they take care of you & that’s just how life goes” and that hit me hard.
me: if you drink this coffee you’re gonna get jittery and anxious and you’re gonna feel sick later.
my brain: good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast