“Last night I had a dream we were in the elevator and not only did it start plummeting down, but it actually started barrel rolling with us in it. And I was standing in this same exact spot in the elevator in my dream.” <—how I greet my coworkers in the elevator now, I guess 🤷🏽♀️
Whenever I’m at someone’s house and they have their TP roll UNDER instead of OVER, I change it to the right way.
I was just told that sometimes people do this if they have kids/cats that mess with the TP. Now I feel bad that I have maybe caused so much TP stress in homes. 🧻🙊
“I know you have been busy at your job keeping track of all of your paperwork documents and transactions.” -My grandma pretending like she remembers what I do for work