My dad is watching F1 with his friend who just said “did I ever tell you I had a heart attack a few years ago” and my dad had no idea. Men will literally do anything besides talk to each other
You think you’re nosy? I bought the premium subscription of @CitizenApp so I could hear the audio of people calling in incidents. You think I’m gonna miss someone explaining THESE?
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my ducks? in a row. ordered. disciplined. behaving predictably.
your ducks? scattered. in disarray. waddling aimlessly. desperate for a leader to impose structure.
pathetic.
It’s here! The first #eatwithkeith MENU will feature items from Taco Bell. Get as much or as little as you like and meet me at the @tryguys YouTube channel on Tuesday night at 8pm EST/5PM PST for the live dinner show.
I went to a taping of Seth Meyers yesterday and his local news mug of the day was my hometown station that I interned for 🥲 (shout out
@kcranews). Telling myself he did it just for me.