d a n 🍍

wife 💍 | small & bitter, like a human espresso ❁

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Pregnancy is HARD. Labor is HARD. Giving birth is HARD. Maintaining a good relationship with your partner during postpartum is HARD. Being a mother is HARD. Trying to love yourself while adjusting to a new body and life while still tending to a newborn is HARD.

Mothers have it HARD and still make it look so EASY. Don't discredit yourself girl it really is HARD. You just hold it all together. I see you.

[𝕄🅾️𝔹𝕠𝕝𝕒𝕛𝕚 🅰️𝕓𝕕𝕦𝕝 @Mobolaji_Abdul1]

But why?

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

when richie sings “love story” in the bear

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

This album is for anyone who waits for folks to exit the elevator before trying to barge in. If you barge in this album is not for you and only my song hurt somebody is yours to listen to

[asmogorna 🫯 || under 16 dnf @waywoodceo]

for years now ive been itching to use "touche" in a conversation but i am yet to encounter a person who can make a better point than me

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

ur not an it girl unless someones mom had one-sided beef with you in middle school

[Donald @losomros]

ragebait often works on me because i was already angry before i read that.

[d a n 🍍 @danielleweber_]

yearly happy birthday tweet to myself @justinbieber

[死 @humanxmaybe]

the Q-tips are telling me to stick them in my ears again

[Nat Sauer @natssauer]

If I were a baby, I would simply fall asleep when I’m tired and stay asleep until I’m not tired anymore, which would be a long time because I would be a baby.

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

why do people say “they got off scott free” who the fuck is scott

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is ??

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

taking screenshots of screenshots buried in my photo library “to bring them to the front” it’s not a great system i admit 😭

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

i don't play about my nonverbal time.

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

I think ICE agents should be prepared for me to tell them to go fuck themselves

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

on my way to a meetup i initiated when i was in an extraverted mood

[Kiran @KiranTheNomad]

Marvin Gaye did not have a single clue what was going on in the world lmaooooo