Danielle Sherman

** Crayons and crackerjacks and bumblebee tuna pies ** NebraskArizona ** I squeeze my teabags! **

[Danielle Sherman @danielleybbelly]

FINALLY! I'm a tropical storm turned hurricane.

[Hassan Chammout🦋 @realhassanc1]

me running to twitter to see if Netflix is down

[Danielle Sherman @danielleybbelly]

To whom it may concern: Sending you peace and positivity! I'd send D&A but they don't like that. Party Poopers.

[Danielle Sherman @danielleybbelly]

I dunno about you guys, but it seems that life mostly consist of telling a series of lies (with an occasional truth) in response to the question "how are you?"....reponse: "I'm good"....then immediate deflection..."enough about me! ((Cuz lying about it feels worse) How are YOU?"

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

@realDonaldTrump ideally, you want the President of the United States, the Mayor of Crazytown and the village idiot to be three different people

[Danielle Sherman @danielleybbelly]

Forgettable...that's what who are. Dear diary, have a nice day.

[Danielle Sherman @danielleybbelly]

Existence is terrifying. At least we have friends. #strangeplanet

[Danielle Sherman @danielleybbelly]

I got problems. Luckily I'm an emotional eater

[Danielle Sherman @danielleybbelly]

Me: "I'm gonna jet after this beer."
Friend: "Why?! What do you have to do...go home and read a book?"
Me: "I feel personally attacked."

[Danielle Sherman @danielleybbelly]

Friend: "I wonder what a health inspector's house looks like...probably looks like your place."
Me: 😐🙂😁 "That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me."

[Danielle Sherman @danielleybbelly]

@SirAxelFoley Remember that time we were friends? 😁

[Danielle Sherman @danielleybbelly]

It. Is. GEMINI SEASON. Set fire to your belongings and say goodbye to your loved ones. ♊

[Danielle Sherman @danielleybbelly]

I have an obsession with partially popped popcorn kernels. My dying crownless molars do not. 😔

[Danielle Sherman @danielleybbelly]

Why don't we have answers to time travel yet?

[Danielle Sherman @danielleybbelly]

@CourtneyCrowley 😂😂 LOVE YOU SO MUCH

[Danielle Sherman @danielleybbelly]

@CourtneyCrowley Yup, good afternoon to everyone except the Nebraska Cornhuskers...

[Danielle Sherman @danielleybbelly]

Today in Omaha, NE...I watched it rain, and then snow, and then abundant sunshine radiate from the clouds...in that order...in a span of 7 hours. I'm just as confused as Mother Nature apparently is.

[Danielle Sherman @danielleybbelly]

Life is weird you guys

[Danielle Sherman @danielleybbelly]

@SirAxelFoley Negative sharkbait. He loves her for life. 😆😁

[Danielle Sherman @danielleybbelly]

@SirAxelFoley 😨 but Rocky loves Emily!