@hannaedits Thank you for the kind and thoughtful review! I'm glad you enjoyed the modern vampire culture tweaks, that was one of my favorite parts to write.
FIL has some absurd gadget called the 'battery daddy' he is tormenting everyone by referring to constantly. Needed a screwdriver and asked him jokingly if he had a 'screwdriver daddy.' Everyone in the room was unhappy with how that sounded coming out of my mouth. Myself included.
Me trying to write a book of aimless vampire smut (the armful of Dunkin is poetry/literary allusions/melodramatic non romantic plot that nobody cares about):
me in my sex thesaurus trying to decide what word a 1600s New England Puritan-born East Coast-dwelling leather-wearing fuckboy vampire would use for dick