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I'm pretty bad at Twitter, actually he/his

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@JackOakLeaf RIP Sugar Mom's

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@jcolman @figma @Adobe I had the same reaction. I chose Designer since I guess content folx are designers now

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Being in your 40s is cool cuz, like, sometimes you're covering up unfathomable anger and sometimes you're masking unbearable sadness and that's, like, it for 10 years

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@stillgrading37 @nickdeckerdevs @erin_bartram Yikes. Was not aware of that one

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@nickdeckerdevs @erin_bartram Same college, but different times. He graduated a while before I started. But, yeah, his earlier career was amazing and a source of pride. His recent heel turn is a source of shame

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Yesyesyesyesyesyes! @sixers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Don't be so hard on AI - I can't draw realistic hands either

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The entire Tapeheads soundtrack, especially Ordinary Man by The Swanky Modes, would like a word

[Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall]

Fake bands, real songs: it's the Rolling Stone ranking of the 50 best tracks by fictional music artists from TV & film https://t.co/NpA9bAAmI9

[one of many Dans @danielmarkreed]

@rejectedjokes Dead Man
The Big Lebowski
Bringing Up Baby
The Hustler
Silver Linings Playbook
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Hamlet 2
Tapeheads
Repo Man
Pitch Perfect

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@thatarin Still waiting for the Guys & Dolls with him and Channing Tatum we were promised

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@amy_shee @platypusjones Greatest city in the world!

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@BadKittenImprov It always falls apart and people move to different cities (platforms?)

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I'm putting my faith in young people today. For them to vote in huge numbers.

They are the ones whose medical decisions and bodies are being most policed. Whose financial futures are most affected by denied bodily autonomy. They are the ones being left an uninhabitable Earth.

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Ok, Halloween is over - Christmas season commences in 5, 4, 3, 2....

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Years from now, I will tell my grandchildren about this show and that I was there - @thejoemoore is a Philadelphia treasure

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Perhaps the greatest piece of content ever created - been watching it on a loop all day

[Phillies Muse @Phillies_Muse]

Bryce Harper, but Moneyball

[Phillies Muse @Phillies_Muse]

Bryce Harper, but Moneyball

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tfw you have VERY EXCITING NEWS and are embargoed from sharing it (and you're a Leo who loves nothing more than sharing the news that you know)

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Comprehensive taxonomy of Owl City songs:

The one that sounds like Postal Service
The one with Carly Rae Jepsen
The one from Wreck It Ralph
Miscellaneous - happy