DAN

[DAN @danielmayk3ls]

Hardest in the game ski ski🔥@YoungAdz1 @DIRTBIKE_LB Ps find yourself someone who looks at you the way I look Young Adz🤣

[Omniswaggest•🎈 @lilbabynot]

Sometimes i don’t even wanna fuck, i just wanna eat pussy

[. @ewwwtfff]

Nudes are flowers for men

[dev 2 @devy_nation]

she asked if ive seen the odyssey and I told her I odyssey them titties

[Andrew @gmengalaxy]

people my age are having kids and I’m just here counting down the hours until i see the new Spider-Man movie

[k❤️‍🔥⁴⁷ @kwandsssssss]

never let americans host anything again

[CallUnc @Callunc]

"Why didn't the alarm go off.."
Me:

[Alfie | HITC Sevens @HITCSevens]

Bye bye, cunt. 😂

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

“Your annual leave request has been rejected”

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

My dog when he realizes I never actually threw the ball and it’s still in my hand

[Boadi CocoaTea @Cocoatea57]

I've sprayed my room

Mosquitoes:

[Sean Mitchell @smitchell17]

When I ask my wife what she wants for lunch and she responds “I don’t care”

Me after I name a restaurant and she responds “nah, not that”:

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing:

[𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢 @OfficialVizeh]

So what the fuck do we do after the World Cup ends?

[carito brigante @teddypomp]

4-1 England tonight

Absolute fuck all to fear

#england

[Leslie Davidson @BigLez67]

fuck ya fajitas fuck the cartel and fuck rey mysterio

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

The worst Prime Minister of the worst Government of the worst party.

Good riddance.

[Mod @CFCMods]

World Cup in 55 hours and there is absolutely zero hype

[Dominik Tarczyński MEP @D_Tarczynski]

Europe 2026 in two pictures.

Mass deportations NOW!

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Enough.

[Howie Dewin Groyper @MyPepeAccount]

Does the girl get naked in Obsession or can I disregard the entire film