daniel

Patron saint of complaining

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Legally, Im not allowed to say which one, but one of the Olson twins paid me $400 to drink her sister Ashley’s pee

[daniel @danielmuto]

I'm sorry you got karma comin' to you. Collect your soul, get it right

[daniel @danielmuto]

Ozzy and Cirie playing side by side has got me kicking my feet #Survivor50

[daniel @danielmuto]

If you've got a best friend you won't notice getting older

[daniel @danielmuto]

I lost a friend and you lost the time to see how I've been
I'm turning old, I'll be okay
I'm moving on and you're losing me

[daniel @danielmuto]

what a mistake not to value me

[daniel @danielmuto]

You’ll never have no one cause you’ll always have me

[daniel @danielmuto]

I’d rather be a know-it-all than a moron

[daniel @danielmuto]

You lied to the moon, the stars and me

[daniel @danielmuto]

No love in the end

[daniel @danielmuto]

sabrina carpenter would get large fries and a diet coke at 2am with me

[daniel @danielmuto]

They told me to leave but I don’t want to leave without you

[daniel @danielmuto]

come on, put a little love here in my void

[daniel @danielmuto]

thank goodness i have no feelings or they’d always be hurt

[daniel @danielmuto]

i’ve never seen thirteen reasons why but it doesn’t stop me from calling every minor inconvenience my thirteenth reason

[✩⋆.ೃ࿔°𝄞 سماء °｡✫彡♪𓇢𓆸 ｡･:*:･ﾟ @skyicidal]

put me on hate island

[daniel @danielmuto]

I don’t care how close we are, I’m not following your dogs Instagram account

[daniel @danielmuto]

Always “better luck next time” never “congratulations, you’re a millionaire”

[daniel @danielmuto]

tell me where to put my love, do i wait for time to do what it does, i don’t where to put my love

[daniel @danielmuto]

texted and saw you read it, lately i’m so pathetic, dinner at 7/11