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GET THAT HIPPIE OUT OF HEREEEE - the band shouted before he got thrown out of vegas

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SHUT UP, IM DRINKING OVER HERE!!!

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The boys: you've never seen holes?
>Nah never seen it
The boys: Wait how old are you?
>....
The boys: youre like 29!

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Heheh. Its four twenty somewhere!

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Shut up. Im drinking over here.

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Skee Ball scourge. Fucken shameful. A child's game played by adults. Fucken get out of here.

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@jamesrambin It feels so good when you find a new clearance shelf in an heb you haven't been to in a while.

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Man, dont volunteer at south by. Haha

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Love to hear ringing in the head and ears. Oooooooooowooooooeoeeeeeeeeeeeee.... wheeeeeeeeeee. OooooOOOOOoooehhhhheeeee

Anyone else have this awful thing

eeeeeep ooooouuurrreeeeeeee

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Ordering the oldest dictionary i can find as therapy

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not getting into the "weed guy" discourse as therapy

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Ooooohhhh wheeeeee

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Buying an apple pie thing at the gas station and walking into my partners family gathering. Weeeooooo

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Woke up to two flat tires. What. Riding the hot rod scooter around the east side. Help

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Austin is simultaneously hot and cold at the same time. Thats simultaneous. I didnt need to say "the same time." Good luck figuring that out.

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@AmericanAir busted this guitar. I've been given the run around for the past three days about it. what the hell y'all. the folks on the phone have been fine but just shuffle me around to different people. when I just want to talk to someone who can help me. but no one does help.

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Watching old friends descend into jam band fans when we had an actual jam band in high school and they all hated us hurts real bad. Or is funny. Or whatever.

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Customer: can I look in your tool bag for a wrench?

Good luck, this tool bag is managed by 25 different people with adhd, depression, alcoholism, drug addiction, other alphabet stuff. The tool bag reflects ourselves. As we are the tools.

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Bars, man

Bars, Forever.

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Blocked the white house

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@alessio_joseph Thank u for your service

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I have ones again played almost an entire two hour set of just mumbling melodies that vaguely resemble words over chords and getting tips and compliments gonna invent mumble indie folk rock