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16, brony, dont wanna fuck ponies tho. im into this really niche thing called my partner riley. @trickzeey

[morkov @danielpl600]

9 months with my starlight 🦄💜🩵

[morkov @danielpl600]

@Onimai7elev die

[morkov @danielpl600]

all my friends are diddys take it slow

[morkov @danielpl600]

@NYCMayor it’s hot in california can you help

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

trans people: we just want basic respect

c*s people: you're infringing on our rights to be bigots!!!

bpd pirate: I'm sensitive, lad, but it seems ye don't respect that… I said the prospect of ye chattin' to the other crewmates is tantamount to marooning me… and what did ye do

[hale @lonemelt]

rub your platonic boner on your cuddlepartner

[Shades @dontcrykanna]

(trying to have sex for the first time)
nowww if i were a penis... wheeerrreee would i be..?

[ouba @oubagaku]

Just saw a customer walk in wearing this shirt. had to try my hardest to stifle my laughter

[justice kidding @16milestretch]

"whose pussy is this" mine 😊you like it?

[morkov @danielpl600]

watching my boyfriend playing guitar rn and i keep saying “keep playing like that and papa’s gonna get wild” to distract him

[morkov @danielpl600]

@gayratagenda420 no of course!! but it’s just a pattern i notice when people are complimenting fat people, like they can never compliment a fat person normally it just Has to be like. “omg i wanna fuck them” ykwim

[morkov @danielpl600]

“shes hot i wanna fuck her” “humping my bed” You can just say shes pretty…………. i know shes fat and you wanna sexualize her but you dont have to make it overly horny to prove your point

[mirroringbranches @mirroringbranch]

holy shit #fatspo #fat

[morkov @danielpl600]

@expensivevodka Im sorry

[near 🧦 @idontsmoke888]

so uuuhhh.. my mommy just offered me milk. im 1

[🫧 @unicorncupcaki]

anypony who hates twilight sparkle is evil and rotted.

[morkov @danielpl600]

this is literally me

[grub 🦇🐇🕷 @GrubCritter]

would you still love me if i was 5'3, had a 2 inch penis, and couldn't drive

[morkov @danielpl600]

#edtwt #edrtwt have any of you guys taken 20 laxatives at once if so can you tell me what happened

[NATALIE. ₊˚⊹ ꕤ @rings4casey]

my grandson singing get schwifty to me when im 90

[Clementine 🌸 | 🥞 @bayhrbrbaguette]

takin this off priv actually