Daniel Shea

currently just workin at whole foods

[Daniel Shea @danielpshea]

I fucked my ass off

[Daniel Shea @danielpshea]

Son of Dad

[Daniel Shea @danielpshea]

Ok, I’ll be honest about Mens restrooms; a lot of checking out size, a lot of aiming pee on toilet seats and a whole lot of discussion about Our diminishing Rights

[Daniel Shea @danielpshea]

holy moly time

[Daniel Shea @danielpshea]

celebrities always have all the lights on

[Daniel Shea @danielpshea]

all genius bar males wear skinny jeans

[Daniel Shea @danielpshea]

tired of trucks

[Daniel Shea @danielpshea]

a tree is mostly air

[Daniel Shea @danielpshea]

I’m proud of god

[Daniel Shea @danielpshea]

i waited awhile

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I am the Fart Man

[Daniel Shea @danielpshea]

I had my first child please welcome to the world Nust

[Daniel Shea @danielpshea]

today was wednesday

[Daniel Shea @danielpshea]

cars are ugly as hell

[Daniel Shea @danielpshea]

still love seeing p0nx in the airport

[Daniel Shea @danielpshea]

no whey vegan Jose

[Daniel Shea @danielpshea]

I finally met my mother. Not sure how I feel since it’s the first woman I’ve ever seen

[Daniel Shea @danielpshea]

standing desks were invented by ass-spankees so they didn’t have to sit all weird at work

[Daniel Shea @danielpshea]

@grtlpsideways @KodojiPress @dashwoodbooks @1000wordsmag (Thank you man, I’m very excited for you to have this)

[Daniel Shea @danielpshea]

@grtlpsideways @KodojiPress @dashwoodbooks @1000wordsmag once the plastic is removed, it crumbles to dust, blows away in the wind, and a voice from above whispers “it was all a dream...”