Daniel Rader

Oklahoman, Navy veteran, Twin-Dad, big fan of @DeidraDunnRader

[For the love of Missy. @MissyBBBobtail]

Getting a cat will not solve all your emotional problems.
For that you need at least 3 cats.

[Vic 🌮 @VicVijayakumar]

My 8yo’s soccer league keeps emailing saying they don’t have a coach for the team and if no one volunteers they have to disband.

Also that the coaches get to dictate the time and location of the practices…

[Daniel Rader @danielrader]

@BuffalOKstate Disagree. These are all “S” tier

[Craftsman Redux @Craftsman_Redux]

"So let me get this straight, you have several plantations."

"That's right Dave. Monticello, Poplar Forest, Shadwell, and Tufton."

"And you've got a profitable nail factory."

"That's right, Dave."

"So, where's all the money going?"

"Books and wine, Dave."

[Daniel Rader @danielrader]

@RVoronaCote

[Christopher Miller @chrizmillr]

The easiest way for journalists to get to the bottom of the “is Mitch McConnell dead” question, is to just ask Trump directly: “so they don’t want you to know and are keeping you out of the loop about it?” And that narcissistic gossip will immediately say “no I know he’s been brain dead for three weeks and they’re keeping him on a ventilator so they can avoid a special election and he looks like a mummy I was the first to know” he can’t help himself

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

Of course once Trump got involved, the defense got shaky.

If there’s one thing he’s proven he can’t do, it’s build a wall.

[Ari Wasserman @AriWasserman]

I wish there were some Hawaii soccer game on after this so we could all try to win our money back.

[Dan Wetzel @DanWetzel]

Maybe making travel soccer even more expensive will help the US finally get good.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Disgraceful.

Not content with FIFA overturning the red card, USA pundits are now bragging that the USMNT will be aided by a "12th man" tonight in Seattle. This is against all FIFA rules and regulations.

Does their corruption and disrespect for football know no bounds????

[No Escalators @NoEscalators]

The European mind cannot comprehend a just soccer result

[Molly @FSUmollz]

FIFA is such a world-class, respectable organization. A true beacon of integrity and transparency.

[Grace Panetta @grace_panetta]

he did it….he had the courage

[Lincoln Michel @TheLincoln]

I don't think FIFA refs are biased against specific countries, only against all that is beautiful, good, and pure that flickers briefly into existence in this fallen world.

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Zoe Saldana seems to be in some kind of Church of Scientology type situation but with T-Mobile

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

My cat is the best cat. Your cat is also the best cat. All cats are best cats, and that is science.

[How Many Days Until Mel Brooks Turns 100? @BrooksTurns100]

The moment is finally here -- @MelBrooks is now officially 100 years old!! 🥳 Happy birthday, Mel! 🎂

[Daniel Rader @danielrader]

@Royals @RealBirdLawyer That seems bad. Like badder than the normal amount of bad.