Daniel Rausand

Eidsvolling, barnehagelærer, glad i rockemusikk og basketball.

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

There is nothing patriotic about what is occurring on Capitol Hill. This is 3rd world style anti-American anarchy.

[Daniel Rausand @DanielRausand]

@MagnusBarstad Basketball er liksom ikke det viktigste lenger… 😔

[Daniel Rausand @DanielRausand]

@Rachel__Nichols

[Daniel Rausand @DanielRausand]

@MagnusBarstad Herlig 👏🏻Gøy med lister! Så jeg klager absolutt ikke. Men ingen fra Wu-Tang er med på lista? Og hvor kommer Outkast sin «Aquemini»?

[Daniel Rausand @DanielRausand]

Elsker at LeBron driver med dette tøyset. Er så enkelt å lage overskrifter i free agency 😅

[FearTheSword @FearTheSword]

The LeSubliminal messages:

- Rich Paul releases a cryptic statement about LA

- LeBron wears a 'Welcome Home' hat in Akron

- LeBron reposts Allie Clifton wearing his CLE jersey with the caption 'proper attire 🙏'

- LeBron is seen in the Cavs' practice facility

All in a week

[Magnus Carlsen @MagnusCarlsen]

Worst way to start the day when I open the NBA app in no spoilers mode, click on all possessions, and it shows images of Haliban going down, and OKC celebrating before starting the video. Oh well, happy birthday to my wife I guess

[Daniel Rausand @DanielRausand]

@MagnusBarstad Sinnsykt fet kamp, og kommenteringa di er også 10/10. Når kommentatoren tillater seg å bli fullstendig revet med og kommenterer med hele følelsesregisteret, så er TV-seerne heldige. Bare jævlig synd sendinga gikk i svart når det var igjen under 1 min.! Hva skjedde @VGTV??

[Daniel Rausand @DanielRausand]

@MagnusBarstad 😩

[Daniel Rausand @DanielRausand]

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[Gene Trevino @GenoVeno73]

Dear MAGA,

Your eggs aren't cheaper, but hey, you got no transsexuals in sports.

Your gas isn't cheaper, but hey, you got the "Gulf of America."

Your cats and dogs are safe, but hey, your Medicaid and Medicare will be defunded.

Your energy costs aren't cheaper, but hey, your Social Security is in jeopardy.

You're still paying taxes on everything, but hey, you're paying for tax cuts for the rich.

Your grocery prices aren't cheaper, but hey, those illegals are being deported.

Your getting rid of waste, fraud, and abuse in government, but hey, your giving Elon Musk more money to blow up more rockets.

Your life isn't getting any better by ANY of Trump's actions, but hey, you owned the libs by voting for a lying, 34 count convicted felon conman.

Congratulations — you voted against your own best interests and fucked the entire country in the process.

[Daniel Rausand @DanielRausand]

@HWarloe Sjukt. Er jo 100 % nazipropaganda…

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

This honestly could not look more like a Nazi salute

[Daniel Rausand @DanielRausand]

@TimeOutNor Er en del lag som overrasker negativt. F.eks. Pelicans og Sixers… Hvor mørkt er det? Hva bør de gjøre?

[Daniel Rausand @DanielRausand]

@SofaKing023 @MagnusBarstad Zion, Davis og Embiid - store og sterke, men faen meg laget av glass alle sammen ❄️

[Christopher Pahle @tophepahle]

Elon er på Matrix-kjøret igjen. Det er for alltid min humor at sist gang edgelorden prøvde å appropriere denne filmen han fortsatt ikke forstår, fikk han svar på tiltale av en av filmskaperne. Som artig nok også representerer den "woke"-ideologien han har erklært hellig krig mot.

[Daniel Rausand @DanielRausand]

Evil is goin’ on

[Daniel Rausand @DanielRausand]

🤪 Jeg blir både pinlig berørt og forbanna.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

I am so glad the old partisan owners of Twitter are gone and we have this new politically neutral one now

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Elon Musk’s daughter is savage😂