Daniel Seliger

[Daniel Seliger @danielseliger]

@stats_feed The Cable Guy. Wildly underrated comedy.

[Daniel Seliger @danielseliger]

@therobfonz @Kimpton I’d hope you give them another chance. Maybe my fav chain. I’ve never had an issue with them. I have a feeling they may have already made this right.

[Daniel Seliger @danielseliger]

@wsferries If only we had leadership for the past several years to avoid this. Thank you for all your hard work WSF, but state leadership sucks.

[Daniel Seliger @danielseliger]

@GovBobFerguson Hero.

[Daniel Seliger @danielseliger]

@seattledot Cool. How many riders actually paid fares?

[Daniel Seliger @danielseliger]

@GovBobFerguson Define “our.”

[Daniel Seliger @danielseliger]

@GovBobFerguson Yes, because y’all keep raising taxes on everyone, you moron.

[Daniel Seliger @danielseliger]

@WildfireWhisper I hope the Olympic committee gave a gold medal to the family.

[Daniel Seliger @danielseliger]

@ThomasSowell It’s called keeping the peace.

[Daniel Seliger @danielseliger]

@Cat5SMASHICANE Fuck the fake zombie, what kind of shit hole do you live in that there’s this much fire suppression?

[Daniel Seliger @danielseliger]

@lady_valor_07 Lucky 13

[Daniel Seliger @danielseliger]

@NefflynBe Single mom. Latchkey kid. Mom was a good cook. Less “taught,” more, “there are groceries, make food while I’m gone, you’ve seen me do it.” Cooked for myself and my little brother a lot. Wasn’t raised on delivery and take out. It wasn’t an option financially or practically.

[Daniel Seliger @danielseliger]

@Matt_Pinner Abyss. Can be Abby when you want to be cutesy.

[Daniel Seliger @danielseliger]

@stats_feed Your microwave uses more power in year for its clock than it does cooking your food.

[Daniel Seliger @danielseliger]

Watching the ASU vs Arizona game right now. Hot take—when there is a review of a first down, for example, that the teams have to return to the field with their same personnel. Why is one team getting an advantage when a review is called and gets to kick a FG? @ncaa @big12

[Daniel Seliger @danielseliger]

@WallStreetMav Government.

[Daniel Seliger @danielseliger]

@gervaisclips That Jane is a lucky woman.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

It’s now 27 years since I was made redundant and given a few grand. I decided that if I was careful, I could live off the money for 6 months trying to become a comedian before I had to get another job. I was 37. Worth a punt.

[Daniel Seliger @danielseliger]

@BadgerFootball Can we just fire Luke Fickell at halftime?

[Daniel Seliger @danielseliger]

@danny_robins Sabrina and Boo!