dan's mates

[dan's mates @danielsquotes]

Where does the joke end and the man begin

[dan's mates @danielsquotes]

My wedding isn’t some… roast of me

[dan's mates @danielsquotes]

I was hungry for friends, I guess

[dan's mates @danielsquotes]

I wasn’t trying anything, I was just wearing shoes

[dan's mates @danielsquotes]

I just had this, range anxiety

[dan's mates @danielsquotes]

Who are the slugs? us or them?

[dan's mates @danielsquotes]

That’s just one of many appointments

[dan's mates @danielsquotes]

I remember 9/11 though, mad one

[dan's mates @danielsquotes]

I was born with a racket in my hand

[dan's mates @danielsquotes]

I looked that gift horse right in the mouth

[dan's mates @danielsquotes]

Someone who was… I don’t want to be peak… a tramp

[dan's mates @danielsquotes]

Do you know what I mean so few people have seen the phantom thread

[dan's mates @danielsquotes]

I would generally back the Dane’s over the Irish

[dan's mates @danielsquotes]

We might just get a takeaway, chill out; get on it.

[dan's mates @danielsquotes]

Soph has banned Dannyboy from the bedroom

[dan's mates @danielsquotes]

Penelope Cruz is getting on a bit

[dan's mates @danielsquotes]

They should combine falafel and halloumi, faloufi

[dan's mates @danielsquotes]

Its been over for 10 years, Noel Edmund’s emigrated

[dan's mates @danielsquotes]

That trombone was a bit loud

[dan's mates @danielsquotes]

I don’t look like Dudley Dursley

[dan's mates @danielsquotes]

It was just a sort of… mule… I was riding