Daniel Boone

The one from Eagle. Williams ‘90. Hastings ‘93. Fully vaxxed recluse. Techno-peasant. Garden, fruit trees, rescue dogs. Climate apocalypse: could we please NOT?

[Daniel Boone @DanielTheBoone]

It's a never-ending culture war. This is my side:

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@ArtseaGardener Thank you!

[Daniel Boone @DanielTheBoone]

Dear friends, it’s clear by now that I can’t overcome my distaste for the new Twitter. After months of consideration, exploration, and dabbling, I have decided that I can satisfy my social media jones by settling into a good instance on #Mastodon. Now I just need to find one!

[Daniel Boone @DanielTheBoone]

Seems like a good day to RT these

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Taking reccomendations for small friendly masto instances. Ideally with community in place around #ClimateCrisis #Collapse #ZeroCovid #Sustainability #CommunityBuilding #Rural #Permaculture #Garden #SmallAnimals #Chickens #Homesteading #FruitTrees & #PrairieRestoration. Thanks!

[Daniel Boone @DanielTheBoone]

Taking reccomendations for small friendly masto instances. Ideally with community in place around #ClimateCrisis #Collapse #ZeroCovid #Sustainability #CommunityBuilding #Rural #Permaculture #Garden #SmallAnimals #Chickens #Homesteading #FruitTrees & #PrairieRestoration. Thanks!

[Daniel Boone @DanielTheBoone]

Dear friends, it’s clear by now that I can’t overcome my distaste for the new Twitter. After months of consideration, exploration, and dabbling, I have decided that I can satisfy my social media jones by settling into a good instance on #Mastodon. Now I just need to find one!

[Daniel Boone @DanielTheBoone]

@rabcyr_alt Yeah, me neither. And, will do.

[Daniel Boone @DanielTheBoone]

@rabcyr_alt Yeah, I’ve explored several instances as part of some gig work and I think the culture will be OK for me, but I’d like to find a bubble-instance of like-minded climate-aware collapsarian technopeasants with orchards, if any such exists. 😀😀

[Daniel Boone @DanielTheBoone]

@rabcyr_alt As I see it, Twitter got bought for the express purpose of providing a safer place for deplorable haters to dunk on their perceived enemies. I’m unwilling to serve as a designated enemy and punching bag, or to watch more-vulnerable online friends being exploited as entertainment.

[Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax @aspiringpeasant]

god damn it just stop spraying the world with poison jesus fucking christ is this so hard to understand?

[Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax @aspiringpeasant]

Watching the peach and cherry buds freeze and wilt before they bloom this year is really hammering home how fragile the systems we depend on are.

And maybe the places we think are pretty resilient (based on latitude changes) are actually less resilient (based on chaotic weather)

[Daniel Boone @DanielTheBoone]

Voter suppression works! #fuckers

[Daniel Boone @DanielTheBoone]

If you’re in Oklahoma, polls are open right now for the recreational cannabis proposition. I’m as square as can be but we get so FEW chances to stuff a cultural-freedom victory down the throats of the moral-panic authoritarians who run this state. Go vote, make them choke on it!

[Daniel Boone @DanielTheBoone]

@TurtlesongFarm @gbeyale @ram_farm Thank you! Happy to help.

[Daniel Boone @DanielTheBoone]

@TurtlesongFarm @gbeyale @ram_farm Not this year, but thank you! I fail at corn. I fail so hard. Gonna try again with better preparation, but... not this year.

[Daniel Boone @DanielTheBoone]

@TurtlesongFarm @gbeyale @ram_farm I don't even grow corn and I could feel the tug. I get it! 😀

[Daniel Boone @DanielTheBoone]

@TurtlesongFarm @gbeyale @ram_farm On one hand, the usual distaste for viral marketing. On the other hand, a virtual friend chasing spectacular heirloom seeds. You are fine, no worries!

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Your ancestors hunted mammoths with a spear,
you can walk past a goose on the sidewalk.

[Daniel Boone @DanielTheBoone]

@Empty_America Paperclip maximizer, only for babies. That’ll work as a dystopia until a worse one comes along.

[Daniel Boone @DanielTheBoone]

So, somebody else beat us to it. Next time…

[Daniel Boone @DanielTheBoone]

That moment when you see the listing for a free-for-the-hauling beat-up pickup-bed camper and all you can think is “free chicken coop!”

Wake up, brother-in-law with the flatbed truck, wake up! Look at your text messages! We’re burning daylight, LOL