Dan Warman

[Dan Warman @DanielWarman]

What looked to be a Meteor viewed from Galley Hill, Bexhill last night (26/09/22). ☄️😳 @HastingsObs #bexhill #hastings #space

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

What pisses me off is that I know some great Russians and some great Ukrainians. And I’ve had some fucking great nights in both countries. Putin: you are such a cun

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Nikita Mazepin. You fucking retard. Go and race in Russia on your own. You’d still lose.

[Dan Warman @DanielWarman]

@darrengrimes Good to see someone cleaning up the streets.

[Dan Warman @DanielWarman]

@PhillipaWindsor Surely people stupid enough to sit on a main road or motorway deliberately antagonising millions of people in the process are not right in the head… the police are just protecting you and themselves. Surely if you were told to move and didn’t you deserve arrest ?!?!

[Dan Warman @DanielWarman]

@PhillipaWindsor @policeconduct How exciting for you… long may it continue. Loving the irony here.

[Dan Warman @DanielWarman]

@PhillipaWindsor @metpoliceuk First world #insulatebritaindosser problems 🤣

[Dan Warman @DanielWarman]

@City_Chief When did sucker punching a 60+ year old become a thing to be proud of ?

[Dan Warman @DanielWarman]

@RoyalMailHelp Hi, Where is my parcel ? Was sent 24h recorded delivery and should have been delivered yesterday morning as the tracking status reports “Out for delivery today, St Leonard’s Office” I phoned today and was told it would be here today... Have your staff “lost” it ?

[Manchester News MEN @MENnewsdesk]

Chris thought coronavirus was 'bullsh*t'... this is his powerful message from his intensive care bed
https://t.co/lIeHShL3Ne

[Dan Warman @DanielWarman]

When did @Adobe Dreamweaver turn into the massive pile of shit it is now... 😡 I’ll stick to using Notepad... Bring back Dreamweaver MX ... it worked ! #adobe

[Dan Warman @DanielWarman]

@benandjerrysUK In the UK we’re going to need all the economic migrants we can... With the local populace gourging themselves on your overpriced lard tubs and subsequent becoming unfit to work 👍 keep up the good work.

[Dan Warman @DanielWarman]

@Tesla__Mania Didn’t know Tesla made an amphibious vehicle... awesome 👍

[Dan Warman @DanielWarman]

@DVLAgovuk My nephew Philip Stevens applied for his provisional driving license a month ago. Shortly after we received a document that needed a photo attached of which was returned and received (weeks ago) via recorded delivery. We check online it says awaiting application return form ?

[Dan Warman @DanielWarman]

@DVLAgovuk Can I recommend you fire the incompetents in charge of your telephony platform and hire those that knows how to implement a call queuing solution. In 2020 having a permanently busy contact number is not acceptable. #dvla #dvlagovuk

[Dan Warman @DanielWarman]

@tesco @sainsburys @asda @marksandspencer @waitrose Hi, I just wanted to ask which of yourselves will be enforcing the governments face mask policy as a few of my family are vulnerable to respiratory illness and I wanted to best advise where they shop in the coming months, thanks

[The London Resort @LondonResort]

As part of our commitment to making this destination as environmentally friendly as possible, we’ve signed a long term partnership with @edfenergy to make the most #sustainable major #ThemePark in the world. Find out more about the innovative project here: https://t.co/4Lr8hUrnaa

[Dan Warman @DanielWarman]

@BrightonHoveCC @Love_Brighton #Brighton Churchill Square Car Park 2 Gents Toilets... I don’t know who runs them but they either need serious cleaning or closing down...

[Dan Warman @DanielWarman]

Phone call 6 and counting

[Dan Warman @DanielWarman]

@Apple your customer services is appalling... trying to resolve a fault where Apple Device Configurator 2 has bricked 2 new iPhones... The 4th inept enterprise agent didn’t know what the Apple DEP was 🤯. Might have more luck looking for a fix on @YouTube #apple #incompetent

[Dan Warman @DanielWarman]

Phone call 4 and counting 😂