Dalanis

World famous rock star in my next life. Didn’t have enough time in this one.

[Dalanis @DaniePrecisa]

Disappointed that the new Elvis movie doesn’t show when Forest Gump taught him to dance.

[Dalanis @DaniePrecisa]

@BirdieJaneLane @NotTodayEric These foldable glasses changed my life.

https://t.co/gyAweWYuWV

[Dalanis @DaniePrecisa]

@BellaBaddie__ The Staircase

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Bad day? I love you.
Stressed out? I love you.
Heart broken? I love you.

- Dogs

[Christopher Landau @ChrisLandauUSA]

Merry Christmas! ¡Feliz Navidad! Joyeux Noël! Bom Natal! Vrolijk Kerstfeest! Vy'apavẽ tupãra'ýre! Frohe Weihnachten! 메리 크리스마스! Срећан Божић! Boldog Karácsonyt! क्रिसमस की बधाई! Crăciun fericit! Buon Natale! Wesołych Świąt! С Рождеством! Rojdestvo muborak! عيد ميلاد مجيد! God jul! メリークリスマス！کریسمس مبارک! Glædelig jul! Рождество құтты болсын! Hyvää joulua! 圣诞快乐! Selamat natal! میری کرسمس! Barka da Kirsimeti! З Різдвом Христовим! Giáng sinh vui vẻ! Nowelu jàmm! শুভ বড়দিন! חג מולד שמח! ਮੇਰੀ ਕਰਿਸਮਸ! Mutlu Noeller! Milad bayramınız mübarək! გილოცავთ შობას! Շնորհավոր Սուրբ Ծնունդ! Весела Коледа! Καλά Χριστούγεννα! Veselé Vánoce! สุขสันต์วันคริสต์มาส! Sretan Božić! Häid jõule! Priecīgus Ziemassvētkus! Linksmų Kalėdų! Krismasi Njema! መልካም ገና! Maligayang Pasko! Jwaye Nwèl! Bon pasku! រីករាយថ្ងៃបុណ្យណូអែល! Geseënde Kersfees! Jabulela Ukhisimusi! Ikrismesi emnandi! Gleðileg jól! Il-Milied it-Tajjeb! Mede kirijmoj! Kilisimasi fiefia! Siganisucu! Gëzuar Krishtlindjet! Noheli nziza! Kirîstmas piroz be! Среќен Божиќ! Manuia le kirisimasi! Mele kalikimaka! Ikini ọdun keresimesi! Roždestwo baýramyňyz gutly bolsun! Зул сарын баярын мэнд! ပျော်ရွှင်သောခရစ္စမတ်ဖြစ်ပါစေ!

[Dalanis @DaniePrecisa]

@itsrosesm Aurora
Julia

[Héctor de Mauleón @hdemauleon]

Qué joya.
👇

[Dalanis @DaniePrecisa]

I wonder if President @BillClinton knows he’s mentioned in a song by @shakira of her early career in the 90s.

[Dalanis @DaniePrecisa]

@Wisdom_HQ 2

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@eevblog Can’t Buy Me Love

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@Dr_Blazquez @debbie251313720 Prenda

[Dalanis @DaniePrecisa]

@Wisdom_HQ

[Dalanis @DaniePrecisa]

@MonicaSaadeX Julia

[Dalanis @DaniePrecisa]

If you find a bag in your closet and you don’t recognize it, don’t open it, it may be a gift for you, or not.

[Dalanis @DaniePrecisa]

@Octavio_01 Robbie Williams

[Atlas @DentesLeo]

10 years ago I made the decision to never correct anyone who’s wrong unless I’m paid to do that.

Never been happier.

[Dalanis @DaniePrecisa]

@bakwasbandkrein Ron

[Dalanis @DaniePrecisa]

@kenzianidiot Where’s my dessert?

[Dalanis @DaniePrecisa]

@TaraBull808 Frozen volcano

[Dalanis @DaniePrecisa]

@ChrisLandauUSA A panda broke your computer? Wow!
😝

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.