Dani California

♌︎ | esu alum

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

there are 40 grams of protein in listening to women

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

You know what they say it’s always bedtime somwhere

[Dani California @danietch]

you cook scrambled eggs in the microwave once and your friends never let you forget it

[Dani California @danietch]

I saw Reghan and Tiffany today and for that I am thankful

[Dani California @danietch]

yes

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

have you ever noticed how romantic chili's is?

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

i think it’s nice that every time you watch Sex and the City it’s a completely new show depending on what is going on in your life

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

"I asked grok" "I asked chatGPT" ok well I just knew.

[ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ @orchidcamp]

*snapping my fingers in front of my own eyes* stay with me now . Focus

[chloe 🇦🇷 @ChloeNumberIII]

This would happen to Lena Dunham every three episodes of Girls

[Dani California @danietch]

a tomato basil wheat thin hates to see me comin

[Jesseline @artemisgrl]

I am the cherry on top

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

the good news is you can do whatever you want. the bad news is you have to decide what you want to do.

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

So blessed to live at the same time as Chili’s

[Dani California @danietch]

I don’t know who Dakota Johnson’s stylist is but bravo

[ɑrtɛmɪs @peak_transit]

yeah i support DEI. doofenschmirtz evil incorporated

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Omg I can’t believe it, they actually changed the name on the maps

[love drops @lovedropx]

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone