Dani Geyer

Trying to outsmart the existential dread.

[Dani Geyer @danigeyer]

@CityPowerJhb Olivedale Amsterdam Estate still without power.

[Dani Geyer @danigeyer]

For me, the #OpeningCeremony missed the boat 🌝

[Dani Geyer @danigeyer]

#OpeningCeremony is missing that epic Hunger Games tribute reveal vibe 😒

[Dani Geyer @danigeyer]

Two addresses in as many days 🥲

[Dani Geyer @danigeyer]

POPIA has been so helpful in collating all of the newsletters I need to unsubscribe from 🙏

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

no worries if not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is my love language

[Dani Geyer @danigeyer]

@Vodacom TBH you’ve been in my sights for a while because... well... your social team has my ❤️ This is me reading your responses from afar while I suffer on the other side 🙃 No more! 😂

[Dani Geyer @danigeyer]

I’m not usually this petty. But after filing 20 (TWENTY 🤯) tickets with @MTNza over the last 3 months (to solve a persistent bundle-related issue), I’m so excited to be moving to @Vodacom✌️Over a decade of being a customer and I am just a number to MTN. Colour me... unsurprised

[anisah @6anisah]

i😂had😂MONTHS😂to😂lose😂weight😂and😂become😂my😂most😂ideal😂body😂type😂but😂instead😂i😂ate😂like😂a😂horse😂😂😂😂

[Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin]

Me: Ugh! I have so much work to do!

*sits at laptop and arbitrarily makes things up for hours*

[Dani Geyer @danigeyer]

My menstrual appetite to a literal blackhole: oh that's cute.

[Dani Geyer @danigeyer]

Awesome coffee and an awesome prize? Yeah, I'll Tweet about it 😂 https://t.co/xmVd96iTwE

[Brandon Meier @BrandonMeier]

Had to do it :) Here is my tribute to the masterpiece that is #TheLastofUsPartII #TLOU2

[Dani Geyer @danigeyer]

@EAStarWars @Ewaldgroenewald South Africa, PS4

[Enzo🇿🇦 @LwanaEsethu_ZA]

Lets help #FindChristVie guys.

RT to spread this tweet.

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[Castle Lager SA @CastleLagerSA]

Have a look at the moments that got our heart racing in the first half. Add your heartbeat to the nation and download the Castle Lager App https://t.co/DQE8ftrACB 🇿🇦 #OneNationOneBeer #OneHeartbeat #NZLvRSA

[Castle Lager SA @CastleLagerSA]

The game is not over yet. What do you think will get our hearts racing? 🇿🇦 #OneNationOneBeer #OneHeartbeat #NZLvRSA
RT for Siya Kolisi’s line-break
❤️for @Cheslin_Kolbe11 ’s side-step

[Castle Lager SA @CastleLagerSA]

SA’s heartrate spikes to 98 as @PieterSteph dots down to keep the @Springboks in the game. GOOOO BOKKEEEEEEE! RT if your heart skipped a beat? #OneNationOneBeer #OneHeartbeat #NZLvRSA

[Vodacom @Vodacom]

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