Danielle

I'm a mother to 3 kiddos and I'm still relatively sane. But give it time....

[Danielle @danigrl917]

@riledup2 @MmisterNobody @ThrillaRilla369 Dude, seriously? This is from 2001. What kind of footage are you expecting? 4k? GTFO with that nonsense.

[Danielle @danigrl917]

@Real_Ames Which part of that was cut? The edges look jagged to me.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Evil.

[Danielle @danigrl917]

@magachrchpastr Yes, very restful. Very, very restful.

[Danielle @danigrl917]

@Raymond1286161 @phoenixamI @WLStar4 @Suzierizzo1 Yes? You replied to Phoenix that military and college students would receive a ballot if they moved out of state. I replied that my daughter's ballot was delivered to her primary address. What does your reply have to do with ballots not being forwarded?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Every fact is “fake news”

Every protest is “paid agitators”

Everything they don’t like is a “hoax”

Every election they lose is “rigged”

Imagine being so fucking weak and pathetic that you have to invent an alternate reality because you’re incapable of dealing with the truth.

[Danielle @danigrl917]

@Raymond1286161 @phoenixamI @WLStar4 @Suzierizzo1 But it wouldn't be forwarded. Additionally, my daughter's ballot was mailed to my house- because that's where she's registered. That's her primary address. It was not sent to her dorm.

[Danielle @danigrl917]

@DanBurmawy I wouldn't call a 3yr old a "toddler." That being said, he tried to leave the room when he was told no? Sounds like he isn't told "no" at home & that's why there's an issue at camp. Not at all surprised you want to pull him. You probably aren't used to being told no, either

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

What's amazing to me is that, 10 years apart, there are the exact same clouds in the exact same positions.

DC truly is a magical place

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Whatever [the next outbreak] is, we ain’t ready for it. We still have anti-vaxxers running around.”

“I don’t trust scientists. I saw a YouTube video, so I’m not going to take it.” (mocking)

“I don’t want you to ever forget this story.”

“20,000 years ago, we’re in the cave. Do you know what the life expectancy was?”

Shannon Sharpe: “10 years? 15 years?”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “30. Half of everyone born was dead before they were 30.”

Shannon Sharpe: “Wow!!!”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Fast forward to 1840… everyone born in the world was dead by the age of 35. We gained five years of life expectancy. And every one of them ate organic, breathed clean air… Science matters here.”

“We’ve doubled the life expectancy with antibiotics, vaccines, and sanitation. The three biggest forces operating on our longevity. So to come around and say I don’t need vaccines because I’m not getting sick, that’s like saying, why are you using dandruff shampoo? You don’t have dandruff.”

Shannon Sharpe: “Well, I don’t want to get it.”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “That’s my point. If you’re successful, people think you don’t need it when that’s what’s creating the ongoing success in the first place.”

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid over $4 a gallon for gas today, I thought to myself, “Thank god the reflecting pool is bigger than skyscrapers.”

[Danielle @danigrl917]

@barry_l35352 Leviticus was basically God telling Moses not to do things like Egypt and Canaan, which had a lot of prostitution. Deuteronomy 22:5 is about clothing. What exactly is "men's" clothing? Is it pants? Shorts? A shirt?

[Danielle @danigrl917]

@SaltyGoat17 They passed the bill in 2023, and the opponents were not against drag shows, but concerned that "the bill would disproportionately harm people with mental or behavioral health disorders" (those with mania or psychosis).

[Danielle @danigrl917]

@AdamKinzinger Actually, the absolute last person I think America wants to hear from is Trump. Pick a Trump. Any Trump. At any time.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

BREAKING NEWS: The Chuck E. Cheese Band has officially backed out of Trump's #Freedumb250 concert

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Ken Paxton is throwing everything he has at us.

He’s called me a radical leftist. He’s called me a fake Christian. He’s even called me a vegan!

I’m an 8th generation Texan — I've been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment.

[Danielle @danigrl917]

@millsphoto17 @historyinmemes She's only 2 years older than him.

[Danielle @danigrl917]

@Ngl_daddy You think that was escalation x100? Not even close. He ruined her dessert, she ruined his.

[Danielle @danigrl917]

@alekhines_gun @heyitslunelle @samplesoojin You don't think that applies to adults as well? Would you be better if I cropped out the top part that mentions children?

My reply was specific to your reply, which was about fruit, fries, and consistency.

[Danielle @danigrl917]

@alekhines_gun @heyitslunelle @samplesoojin Perhaps you should do research on ARFID. If the fries are different, then fries can/will become "unsafe."