Danielle Haley

Macaulay at Hunter; HLS. Shiny new public defender. I complain about men on public transit while trying to make the world a better place. they/them or she/her

[Danielle Haley @danihaley713]

I memorized that it’s two a’s in HIPAA because “aaaaaa crap” is the sound I make when I realize I forgot to get someone to sign one

[Danielle Haley @danihaley713]

@RHAbbady 😘

[Grace Petrie @gracepetrie]

Imagine you sold carrots, turnips and parsnips; you wouldn’t call your store “the carrot shop”. Folk wouldn’t know they can get turnips there. So calling it “the root vegetable shop”would cover all options. Then imagine the media reacted by screaming “YOU CAN’T EVEN SAY CARROTS”

[Danielle Haley @danihaley713]

Frigaliment Importing Co. v. B.N.S. Int'l Sales Corp., 190 F. Supp. 116 (S.D.N.Y. 1960)

[Danielle Haley @danihaley713]

“Because fanaticism and ignorance is forever busy and needs feeding.”

[orion taylor @orionjtaylor]

figuring out when and how people could actually vote in 2020 is a nightmare #incarcertated

[Danielle Haley @danihaley713]

You know my friend is not from the city when they described “a late dinner” as 7:30

[hellon dude @allahliker]

no one but this guy should be allowed to do law-related social media content ever again

https://t.co/o2Ahc3vUi3

[Danielle Haley @danihaley713]

@RHAbbady My experience is that mask wearing at peak hours is about the same, non-peak hours mask compliance is atrocious

[Danielle Haley @danihaley713]

On the one hand, I’m so honored my clients save my number and call me when they have legal problems.

On the other hand? Sadly I cannot help them with any of these problems. Also it’s been almost three years I need a minute to remember you before you launch into the situation!!

[Danielle Haley @danihaley713]

Things they don’t teach you in law school:

What do you even say to a client who is about to go into prison for a long time on a different case?

[Danielle Haley @danihaley713]

Saving this tweet for my next arraignment shift, just in case.

[Dana Rubinstein @danarubinstein]

"We should have never legalized public urination," says @NYCMayor. "What were we thinking about?"

[Gabriella Paiella @GMPaiella]

I do not want to be on the computer ... I want to be an elderly Mediterranean man who spends all day sitting outside a cafe and complaining with his friends

[Danielle Haley @danihaley713]

Good thing: my Spanish comprehension has definitely improved

Bad thing: I know this because I understood "we have been trying to reach you about your car's warranty..." in Spanish

[Noah Goldberg @Noah__Goldberg]

A guy in Brooklyn Federal Court was just getting released on bond and his mother was in the gallery and stood up and asked the judge to add an extra requirement of his bond that he GO TO CHURCH WITH HER EVERY WEEK. The judge declined to order that.

[rachel @rachelmillman]

Was there ever any doubt in your minds that I’d interview the dysentery guy? https://t.co/cLMHh2fd4t

[Danielle Haley @danihaley713]

When I get stressed I wind up getting burgers and reading queer theory in bars and nothing turns my life around quite as fast

[Danielle Haley @danihaley713]

The over-pronouncing of the train lines on the service change announcements is great unless you’re like me, and get distracted by how over the top it is, and then miss the rest of the announcement and have to hope for the best