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[blue @bluewmist]

new concept: reverse retirement

i do what i want until i'm 60 and then get a shitty desk job for the rest of my life

[𝓛𝓿 @levirelates]

What my parents think will happen if i walk into a job and hand them my resume in person

[🦋Anjna🦋 @SaffronQueen_]

He made hijab mandatory

He stopped women from initiating divorce proceedings

He banned make-up

He lowered the marriage age for girls to 9

He limited education for girls

He was a vile dictator but still some vermin are mourning his death 😒

[Andrew @Dodgersandrewjf]

No one cares about the Super Bowl
Give me baseball already

[emma @fetalgeniuss]

Lying to your boyfriend would probably feel sooooo good here

[MADS ⚾️ @mdestefano14]

Who America is cheering for in the Superbowl

[Taya Bass @travelingflying]

President Trump: ”All we want is voter ID. You go to a grocery store, you have to give ID. You go to a gas station, you give ID. But for voting they want no voter ID. It's only for one reason: because they cheat."

[Liz Wheeler @Liz_Wheeler]

Hillary Clinton just defied a Congressional subpoena.

She’s legally required to testify to Congress, but she ghosted.

That’s a CRIME.

Steve Bannon went to prison for defying a Congressional subpoena.

Peter Navarro too.

Hillary Clinton is NOT above the law.

LOCK HER UP.

[dahlia kurtz ✡︎ דליה קורץ @DahliaKurtz]

Golden Globes didn't take 1 second from its million-hour broadcast to mention Iranians risking their lives for freedom.

A room full of actors couldn't even feign a performance of compassion.

Compare Hollywood's silence on Iran to its gobbledegook on Palestine.

[m&m @stats022]

"Free palestine" people when they hear about what's happening in #Iran

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

The same people mourning the arrest of Maduro, celebrated the kidnapping of 9 month old baby Kfir Bibas.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Palestinians watching leftists change their flag with the Venezuelan one

[Shiri_Sabra @sabra_the]

FACT: 101

[Andrew @Dodgersandrewjf]

Now that baseball is over, what do i do now?

[Hunter Eagleman™ @Hunter_Eagleman]

Takes California 38 fckn days to count the 2024 elections.

Last night took 2 hours to call prop 50.

Hmmm, 🤔

[Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76]

The guy that promised to give you everything for free is asking for donations 🤣🤣🤣

You can't make this shit up

[Andrew @Dodgersandrewjf]

Me when the game is over because of all the stress The Dodgers gave me

[Billy Binion @billybinion]

Hot take: Europe is a bunch of third-world countries with better branding. No A/C. No dryers. Ice is a luxury. You’ll sweat through dinner while the waiter ignores you for 2 hours. Say what you want about America, but at least eating out doesn’t feel like hot yoga with bread.

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Trump 48 hours not even in office👇🏼

1. Call with Putin to end Russia Ukraine war
2. Cease fire in Iran
3. Hamas calls for “immediate end to war”
4. China hopes for peaceful coexistence with America

Kamala Harris 4 years as VP👇🏼

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